The Wired

A. A bigger, damper, plaice! <!--emo&:ph43r:--><img src='http://i6.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/ninja.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='ninja.gif' /><!--endemo-->







Q. aren't you a bit old to believe in genies?

A.

Chumbawumba wrote:Gene genie, rogue soya beanie

Get thee behind me patent margarinie

Not the song I was thinking of... I think I having a spelling problem!



Q. did you just fart?!




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A.



umm, no, erm, ......the dog did it!











Q. would you prefer to:





A. Go out to a really classy restaurant, sampling the best food, wine and spirits known to man, and mixing it with the country's elite classes?



or



B. some pub food and plenty of beers with some good friends down your local?





(this assumes that someone else is picking up the tab, BTW!)

A: I'd have to say A. Because the local pub only serves 3 weeks old sandwiches.



Q: How expensive was the last thing you bought?

A. I bought some milk, about 35p / litre



but last month I bought a new Flat Screen 26" TV, my new pride and joy! It was a treat to myself for quitting smoking. I worked out I could save the ?500 for about 6 months of cigarette money!



Unfortunately... I keep buying cigarettes, so it will take longer. I've got some nicotine gum now though, so fingers crossed I'll resist the evil weed...



Q. Football. Why?!




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A: I got tired of the old avatar. A was on the Premierleague website, so I took the first picture that was avatar size.



Q: Where would you like to live?

A. at home - Middle of England.



I'm happy here - no earth quakes to speak of, no scarey animals, temperature is usually above Zero and below 20, no volcanoes for the last million years or so <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://i6.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo-->



Q. Football, why!?



I mean the game. Whats the point




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A: something to do?? a way to waste a lot of money on shirts that get you beat up.



Q: How can you proved exsistance of an object if all data has a margin or error.




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A: <!--emo&:huh:--><img src='http://i6.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/huh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='huh.gif' /><!--endemo--> Because everything isn't an error, people create errors...heck I don't even understand what you're asking...



Q: What's the secret of old age?

A: Having fun, you spend you life being reseved then your old. enjoy it. thats what my nan dose.



Q: what are the people over the road doing




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A: What people?



Q: Duracel or Energizer?

A:Duracel



Q: jam or cheese.




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A: Cheese



B: How many countries have you visited?

A: malta, canda, and florida. so three.



Q: whats the wiredest thing you've ever seen




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A: A five-legged cat



Q: What's the most embarrassing thing that's happened to you?