The Silly Questions Game
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The Silly Questions Game
I wish I still had my MSN conversation with Red last night.JJW009 wrote:Chicken is a good answer. I'd also have accepted Mature Cheddar <!--emo&:lol:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /><!--endemo-->
However, I did really expect a four page dissertation on the concept of "opposite" in relation to food. Bonus marks for elaborating on the contrast of Sweet verses Sour and for defining "Meaty" in both abstract and biochemical terms, with attention to the importance of hydrolyzed proteins.
And yes, I read your LJ entry about it <!--emo&:P--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' /><!--endemo-->
I started out wondering whether (in true Monty Python fashion) you were referring to leavened or unleavened bread.
I then went on to question whether it was a carbohydrate question, and whether I should be looking for something equally protein-y, and finally stopped at the thought that perhaps you meant bread as in "money" in which case would the opposite be "overdraft" or "credit"?
That's when he told me to stop <!--emo&:shame:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/4013/140/emo/shame.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='shame.gif' /><!--endemo-->
I'm happy you're keeping up with my LJ, I'm trying to make sure it's a bit different to my blog here, and considering how often and much I blog I shouldn't have too much trouble <!--emo&B)--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/cool.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='cool.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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"Why do the people who know the least, know it the loudest?"
"Illegitmi non carborundum est!"
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"Illegitmi non carborundum est!"
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Since no one else is answering this rather serious question, I'll have a go. I'm in a slightly contemplative mood after something of a open-heart session on MSN!Mrs Redeyes wrote:Q. What is your greatest regret
A. The obvious answer is flunking out of college. I really wanted to be a proper scientist, and I had a great opportunity. Although I was unlikely to be the next Hawkins, I've always felt that I could have made a significant contribution in some way. Perhaps I'll return to my studies if I live to retirement, but to be honest my mind just isn't what it used to be.
The more genuine answer, is that I regret my complete ineptitude when it comes to relationships. No one relationship in particular, just all of them!
Q. What do you want to be when you grow up?
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A: I have no intention of ever 'growing up' I will simply get older, which is inevitableJJW009 wrote:Since no one else is answering this rather serious question, I'll have a go. I'm in a slightly contemplative mood after something of a open-heart session on MSN!Mrs Redeyes wrote:Q. What is your greatest regret
A. The obvious answer is flunking out of college. I really wanted to be a proper scientist, and I had a great opportunity. Although I was unlikely to be the next Hawkins, I've always felt that I could have made a significant contribution in some way. Perhaps I'll return to my studies if I live to retirement, but to be honest my mind just isn't what it used to be.
The more genuine answer, is that I regret my complete ineptitude when it comes to relationships. No one relationship in particular, just all of them!
Q. What do you want to be when you grow up?
Q: What was that moment when inside you went like this:
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I'm assuming that's happiness although by the look on his face it could go either way...jonlumb wrote:
Q: What was that moment when inside you went like this:
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A. Mr Red and I were sitting on the bed chatting at the end of last week, he gave me a lovely cuddle and said completely spontaneously, that I'm very lovely and he thinks he's going to keep me....
Q. If you could have one night of mind-blowing passion with the person of your dreams and there was absolutely no chance of your (perhaps hypothetical) partner finding out about it...would you?
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<div class='signature'>"Why do the people who know the least, know it the loudest?"
"Illegitmi non carborundum est!"
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"Why do the people who know the least, know it the loudest?"
"Illegitmi non carborundum est!"
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"Illegitmi non carborundum est!"
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A: Nope, not a chance.Mrs Redeyes wrote:Q. If you could have one night of mind-blowing passion with the person of your dreams and there was absolutely no chance of your (perhaps hypothetical) partner finding out about it...would you?
Q: Who is your favourite drummer?
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a. Bernard Mathews
q. why did I get a pack of viagra out of the machine at the services when I pressed for something else (not complaining just wondering)
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q. why did I get a pack of viagra out of the machine at the services when I pressed for something else (not complaining just wondering)
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<div class='signature'> Dreams come at the cost of reality
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A. According to my spam file this morning, it's because you want to "change her life with the longest, hardest you've ever been"
Q. Why did the Chicken?
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Q. Why did the Chicken?
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<div class='signature'>"Why do the people who know the least, know it the loudest?"
"Illegitmi non carborundum est!"
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"Why do the people who know the least, know it the loudest?"
"Illegitmi non carborundum est!"
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"Illegitmi non carborundum est!"
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Apparently nobody can come up with anything for this, so:
A. Because he's secure in his sexuality and doesn't care what people think.
Q. Why is no amount of sleep ever enough?
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<div class='signature'>"Why do the people who know the least, know it the loudest?"
"Illegitmi non carborundum est!"
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A. Because he's secure in his sexuality and doesn't care what people think.
Q. Why is no amount of sleep ever enough?
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<div class='signature'>"Why do the people who know the least, know it the loudest?"
"Illegitmi non carborundum est!"
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"Why do the people who know the least, know it the loudest?"
"Illegitmi non carborundum est!"
![Image](http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w165/Zahryn/Silli%20Plaice/Icon-1.jpg)
"Illegitmi non carborundum est!"
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A. You can never have enough of a good thing.
Q. Who owns the sky?
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Q. Who owns the sky?
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A. Rupert Murdoch.
Q. Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
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There are plenty more fish in the sea, get your tackle out and see what bites.
Divers go deeper and stay down for longer.
Q. Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
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<div class='signature'> I'm not addicted to porn, I'm addicted to masturbation. Porn is just an enabler.
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There are plenty more fish in the sea, get your tackle out and see what bites.
Divers go deeper and stay down for longer.
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A. Because else she'll poke herself in the eye with the wand
Q. When is a good time for a surprise?
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<div class='signature'>"Why do the people who know the least, know it the loudest?"
"Illegitmi non carborundum est!"
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Q. When is a good time for a surprise?
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<div class='signature'>"Why do the people who know the least, know it the loudest?"
"Illegitmi non carborundum est!"
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"Why do the people who know the least, know it the loudest?"
"Illegitmi non carborundum est!"
![Image](http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w165/Zahryn/Silli%20Plaice/Icon-1.jpg)
"Illegitmi non carborundum est!"
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A. Buttsecks
Q. Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
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There are plenty more fish in the sea, get your tackle out and see what bites.
Divers go deeper and stay down for longer.
Q. Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
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<div class='signature'> I'm not addicted to porn, I'm addicted to masturbation. Porn is just an enabler.
<img src='http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y81/ma ... Threat.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image'>
There are plenty more fish in the sea, get your tackle out and see what bites.
Divers go deeper and stay down for longer.
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A. Because the cat ate them already.
Q. If the universe was infinite, would there necessarily be a world made of pink blancmange ruled by purple people eaters with cute cat-eared maids and spotty flying jellyfish?
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Q. If the universe was infinite, would there necessarily be a world made of pink blancmange ruled by purple people eaters with cute cat-eared maids and spotty flying jellyfish?
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A: The world you describe, while massively improbable, is technically possible. In an infinite universe, where all possibilities exist, yes there would be a world like that.
Q: If we ever discovered that planet, how long would it take before the planet collapsed because we'd strip-mined the entire blancmange supply? <!--emo&:unsure:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/unsure.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='unsure.gif' /><!--endemo-->
Bonus Q: Would 'natural' blancmange taste better or worse than the normal stuff?
Q: If we ever discovered that planet, how long would it take before the planet collapsed because we'd strip-mined the entire blancmange supply? <!--emo&:unsure:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/unsure.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='unsure.gif' /><!--endemo-->
Bonus Q: Would 'natural' blancmange taste better or worse than the normal stuff?
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A. About 34.5 years...the length of time it would take me to die from blancmange-icide.
For the Bonus: Natural Blancmange would taste exactly the same as the normal stuff, but cost twice as much and have some farking annoying Laandaan chef doing endorsements on tele all the time!! <!--emo&:rant:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/4013/140/emo/angry1.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='angry1.gif' /><!--endemo-->
Q. When will it arrive?
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For the Bonus: Natural Blancmange would taste exactly the same as the normal stuff, but cost twice as much and have some farking annoying Laandaan chef doing endorsements on tele all the time!! <!--emo&:rant:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/4013/140/emo/angry1.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='angry1.gif' /><!--endemo-->
Q. When will it arrive?
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<div class='signature'>"Why do the people who know the least, know it the loudest?"
"Illegitmi non carborundum est!"
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"Why do the people who know the least, know it the loudest?"
"Illegitmi non carborundum est!"
![Image](http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w165/Zahryn/Silli%20Plaice/Icon-1.jpg)
"Illegitmi non carborundum est!"
![Image](http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w165/Zahryn/Silli%20Plaice/Icon-1.jpg)