The Wired

I'm off to bed imminently, just in case you wonder where I've gone. I have 1/2 can beer left and then I'm hitting the wooden hill.



Now that's a term I haven't used in a long time.




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<div class='signature'> I'm not addicted to porn, I'm addicted to masturbation. Porn is just an enabler.



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There are plenty more fish in the sea, get your tackle out and see what bites.



Divers go deeper and stay down for longer.

May your journey be mostly upwards with a comfortable summit.



I just made a meat burger from a dead sheep and settled down to watch Spiderman on US5. Mmmmm Meat!




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Don't let the bed-bugs bite.



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JJW009 wrote:I just made a meat burger from a dead sheep and settled down to watch Spiderman on US5. Mmmmm Meat!

Hardly the healthiest thing to be eating at midnight!! Talk about a late night snack! <!--emo&:lol:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /><!--endemo-->




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I was up until 3am digesting, but I can still taste it when I burp <!--emo&:unsure:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/unsure.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='unsure.gif' /><!--endemo-->




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Late night lamb sandwich



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<div class='signature'> I'm not addicted to porn, I'm addicted to masturbation. Porn is just an enabler.



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There are plenty more fish in the sea, get your tackle out and see what bites.



Divers go deeper and stay down for longer.

It was a mutton burger, to be pedantic. Sainsburys do minced mutton for 99p / pound.



Recipe:

Squidge into burgers and fry

Put in bun

dress to taste



no other ingredients needed. It's quick and tasty, if a bit fatty!




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Well I have drunk a fair bit this evening but as I currently feel tired I'm off to bed. If I get up before 4 I'll be concerned but somehow I don't think I will be.



I'm sure I'll ache in the morning though. <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif' /><!--endemo-->




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<div class='signature'> I'm not addicted to porn, I'm addicted to masturbation. Porn is just an enabler.



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There are plenty more fish in the sea, get your tackle out and see what bites.



Divers go deeper and stay down for longer.

nighty night then!

I had a bad night last night, kept waking up.



I fell asleep after lunch until someone phoned at 5pm expecting some work I'd promised to email about 2 weeks ago...



Then I forumed a bit, ate the last of the Tigerloaf with beans - a meal I didn't bother taking pictures of!



Then I fell asleep until about midnight...



Got up, forumed a bit more, did the washing up (mostly cat bowls lol) and here I am again...



Aaarg! I need to get this sleeping pattern sorted. I've always had this problem; I can sleep any time of day but not at night!! With no job, I'd get up in time to go to the pub and then stay up all night. I'd never get anything done because I'd either be drunk or sleeping... just like the cat... who promptly woke up just as I typed that!








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HOLY BED BUGS BATMAN



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Seriously don't let the bedbugs bite




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<div class='signature'> Dreams come at the cost of reality

I got bitten by loads of ants one night when i was sleeping in Sri Lanka, woke up in a fever thinking i had a rash or sommant, went to my parents room, got savlon on it returned to my room to find good 50 ants crawling round in my bead, some dead ones too, now that was a strange experience.




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paulpowers wrote:we are a right bunch of f*ck ups arnt we

I've had a few things bite me in the night - but nothing quite that vicious!



Had some very weird dreams last night. I dreamed my Mum tidied my office and put all my components into the wrong boxes. She sorted them by colour or size rather than value and type; after I'd spent weeks sorting them into little piles!



And there was some guy wanted me to move my stuff so he could smash up a big rock. He wanted to mow the grass. Quite what a huge field and a big boulder was doing in my office I'm not sure...



Loads of other things too. Hope I sleep better tonight; got a long drive tomorrow. I'm going pretty much down to Matt's <!--emo&:lol:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /><!--endemo-->




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JJW009 wrote:Recipe:

Squidge into burgers and fry

Put in bun

dress to taste

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Is cooking nude and putting clothes on to eat normal or just for burgers? Or is it just for lamb?

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<div class='signature'> The use of money is all the advantage there is to having money. (Ben Franklin)

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I just woke up. I don't remember going to bed; I guess it was maybe 7pm. That's 4 hours <!--emo&<_<--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/dry.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='dry.gif' /><!--endemo-->



Ah well. I need to make lunch for tomorrow, set the alarm early and then get back to snoring. Maybe a Horlics and then back to snoring...




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