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Lan Party
Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 9:29 pm
by JJW009
I just spent ?50 in Sainsburys - mostly on:
Cat food
Crisps
Beer
The rather fapably gorgeous girl on the checkout didn't half give me a funny look...
I might go back there tomorrow just to see if she's still on. Any suggestions what to buy next? <!--emo&:lol:--><img src='
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Lan Party
Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 9:32 pm
by belchingmatt
18 pack of Durex and an expectant look. <!--emo&:lol:--><img src='
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There are plenty more fish in the sea, get your tackle out and see what bites.
Divers go deeper and stay down for longer.
Lan Party
Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 9:43 pm
by RedeyesUK
JJW009 wrote:I just spent ?50 in Sainsburys - mostly on:
Cat food
Crisps
Beer
So now I know what's for dinner..... <!--emo&:blink:--><img src='
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Lan Party
Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 10:07 pm
by Big_Adam
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Lan Party
Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 10:41 pm
by belchingmatt
I hate buying condoms as much as I hate wearing them. Perhaps I ought to look at that spray on ones that appeared a few months ago.
'Hi there, have you got two dicks?'
'No I have one dick and some spray on contraceptive.'
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If only a vasectomy could guarantee against STDs as well as children, if it could I would have had one a long time ago.
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There are plenty more fish in the sea, get your tackle out and see what bites.
Divers go deeper and stay down for longer.
Lan Party
Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 11:29 pm
by JJW009
I want children <!--emo&:(--><img src='
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I mean that in a prospective parental way; not a PedoBear way!
Adam - is that a gay comic strip? If not - which one is meant to be the girl??!
I don't like condoms either. The sad thing is; despite the fact it's more fun having a wank than having sex with a condom on - girls get bored if you do that... All the work; none of the fun <!--emo&<_<--><img src='
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Apart from the naked jiggly bits of course. Breasts are GOOD!
Jiggling Breast is best <!--emo&:lol:--><img src='
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Lan Party
Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 11:55 pm
by Big_Adam
JJW009 wrote:Adam - is that a gay comic strip? If not - which one is meant to be the girl??!
One on the right, Dirtygirl.
http://www.orneryboy.com/about/
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Lan Party
Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 11:59 pm
by JJW009
<img src='
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OK thanks. Now I know!
Actually I've read this before; and other ones I think.
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*Big_Adam admits nothing.
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Lan Party
Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 10:05 am
by paulpowers
My wifes pregrant
So no sex for the next 6 months <!--emo&:rant:--><img src='
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4 months before she gives birth then 2 months after
so a good ham shank is all I got but at least I can be selfish and finish when I want
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Lan Party
Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 10:30 am
by belchingmatt
paulpowers wrote:My wifes pregrant
Congrats. <!--emo&:D--><img src='
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6 months though, who made that rule?
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There are plenty more fish in the sea, get your tackle out and see what bites.
Divers go deeper and stay down for longer.
Lan Party
Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 10:33 am
by paulpowers
its the way it was with Lewis (My son)
TY on the congrats
Iv'e already missed 4 months of sex
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Lan Party
Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 11:57 am
by belchingmatt
The car is now fully sorted out. That means I'll not have to wait or faff on Saturday morning. I've been to the hire shop 3 time so far this week, but as it gets me out of the office for a brisk walk at lunchtime I've actually enjoyed it.
So only 3 days to go then. This has come around very quickly now the ball has been rolling. <!--emo&:o--><img src='
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There are plenty more fish in the sea, get your tackle out and see what bites.
Divers go deeper and stay down for longer.
Lan Party
Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 2:57 pm
by JJW009
Here's a copy of the official invite. If you didn't get one it means I hate you <!--emo&:lol:--><img src='
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Dear Silly Associate;
You are cordially invited to fun and games at Silly HQ on Saturday 7th July.
Please find attached your complimentary pirates regalia. Emailed to you by
instalments for 5200 easy payments of ?1, this handsome outfit is yours
completely free to keep.
Scheduled Spontaneity:
12pm Silliness Commences
1pm: Luncheon is served. Hot and cold snacks of an Indian nature should be
available all afternoon to sustain the silliness.
3pm: Frivolity begins
The afternoon will be dedicated to dottiness with a little light levity.
8pm: Dinner is served. Hot Meaty and Beany Vegetarian dishes commensurate to
the theme to Bluster the Belly.
Fully Unleashed Ludicrousness is now scheduled. Foolishness and Fatuity are
welcomed, with some Imprudent Imbecility expected later on.
Final game of the night is Musical Beds, number of which available dependant
on a delivery from Argos. There are plenty of duvets, sofas and a couple of
airbeds too provided the cat doesn't get to them first!
Facilities thus far include wired and wireless LAN with a Quake 3 server,
Lego, DDR and some match-box cars. Please feel free to bring anything of a
suitably fun and childish nature!
Hoping you can attend;
Jason.
I just noticed my spell-checker is illiterate - it buggered up the belly illiteration <!--emo&<_<--><img src='
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Yon Bellies shall be Bolstered, not Blustered!!
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Lan Party
Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 4:10 pm
by JJW009
FYI this is the version of Descent I'm using:
http://www.descent2.de/d2x.html
I'm gonna have to make a proper installer for it. I'll do a bundle when I've got it working 100% the way I like it <!--emo&:D--><img src='
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I just installed the latest version and now it doesn't work at all <!--emo&<_<--><img src='
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Posted: Wed Jul 04, 2007 4:18 pm
by belchingmatt
Descent, is it decent?
I remember playing that back in 93/94, some sort of 3D maze in spaceships.
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There are plenty more fish in the sea, get your tackle out and see what bites.
Divers go deeper and stay down for longer.
