Childrens books you wont ever see
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Childrens books you wont ever see
1. Tattooing and Giving Them to Your Friends
2. Burning Bugs and Ants: More Fun with Magnifying Glasses
3. How To Carefully Remove wings from Flies
4. Using Your Parents Credit Cards
5. Dummies Guide to Starting Fires
6. Playboy for Kids! (Enter before April 1st, and your teenage daughters could be eligible for Centerfold!)
7. Preteen Sex: A How To Guide with Frequently Asked Questions
8. Idiot's Guide to Identity Theft
9. Jr. Handbook for Lock Picking
10. Most Drugs Don't Hurt Yo
"Strangers Have the Best Candy"
"The Little Sissy Who Snitched"
"Some Kittens Can Fly!"
"Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her"
"The Attention Deficit Disorder Association's Book of Wild
Animals of North Amer-Hey! Let's Go Ride Our Bikes!"
"You Are Different and That's Bad"
"Dad's New Wife Timothy"
"POP! Goes the Hamster...and Other Great Microwave Games"
"Curious George and the High Voltage Fence"
"The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables"
"The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy"
"How to Become the Dominant Military Power in Your Elementary School"
"Controlling the Playground: Respect Through Fear"
"When Mommy and Daddy Don't Know the Answer, They Say God Did It"
"Bi-Curious George"
"Daddy Drinks Because You Cry"
"101 ways to blackmail your teachers for better grades"
"kkk coloring books"
"little guido's mob hits"
" Babar meet the Taxidermist"
"What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?"
Top 20 children's books
not recommended by the
National Library Association
20. Clifford the Big Dog is Put to Sleep
19. Valuable Protein and Other Nutritional Benefits of Things From Your Nose
18. The Hardy Boys, the Bobsey Twins, and The Vice Squad
17. The Tickling Babysitter
16. A Pictorial History of Circus Geek Suicides
15. Charles Manson Bedtime Stories
14. Daddy Loses His Job and Finds the Bottle
13. Babar Becomes a Piano
12. Controlling The Playground: Respect through Fear
11. David Duke's World of Imagination
10. Curious George and the High Voltage Fence
9. The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables
8. Legends of Scab Football
7. Teddy: the Elf with the Detached Retina
6. Tommy Tune: Boy Choreographer
5. Joe Garagiola Retells Favorite Fairy Tales But Can't Remember the Endings to all of Them
4. Ed Beckley's Start a Real Estate Empire with the Change from your Mom's Purse
3. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
2. Let's Draw Betty and Veronica Without their Clothes On
1. The Care Bears Maul Some Campers and Are Shot Dead
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2. Burning Bugs and Ants: More Fun with Magnifying Glasses
3. How To Carefully Remove wings from Flies
4. Using Your Parents Credit Cards
5. Dummies Guide to Starting Fires
6. Playboy for Kids! (Enter before April 1st, and your teenage daughters could be eligible for Centerfold!)
7. Preteen Sex: A How To Guide with Frequently Asked Questions
8. Idiot's Guide to Identity Theft
9. Jr. Handbook for Lock Picking
10. Most Drugs Don't Hurt Yo
"Strangers Have the Best Candy"
"The Little Sissy Who Snitched"
"Some Kittens Can Fly!"
"Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her"
"The Attention Deficit Disorder Association's Book of Wild
Animals of North Amer-Hey! Let's Go Ride Our Bikes!"
"You Are Different and That's Bad"
"Dad's New Wife Timothy"
"POP! Goes the Hamster...and Other Great Microwave Games"
"Curious George and the High Voltage Fence"
"The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables"
"The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy"
"How to Become the Dominant Military Power in Your Elementary School"
"Controlling the Playground: Respect Through Fear"
"When Mommy and Daddy Don't Know the Answer, They Say God Did It"
"Bi-Curious George"
"Daddy Drinks Because You Cry"
"101 ways to blackmail your teachers for better grades"
"kkk coloring books"
"little guido's mob hits"
" Babar meet the Taxidermist"
"What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?"
Top 20 children's books
not recommended by the
National Library Association
20. Clifford the Big Dog is Put to Sleep
19. Valuable Protein and Other Nutritional Benefits of Things From Your Nose
18. The Hardy Boys, the Bobsey Twins, and The Vice Squad
17. The Tickling Babysitter
16. A Pictorial History of Circus Geek Suicides
15. Charles Manson Bedtime Stories
14. Daddy Loses His Job and Finds the Bottle
13. Babar Becomes a Piano
12. Controlling The Playground: Respect through Fear
11. David Duke's World of Imagination
10. Curious George and the High Voltage Fence
9. The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables
8. Legends of Scab Football
7. Teddy: the Elf with the Detached Retina
6. Tommy Tune: Boy Choreographer
5. Joe Garagiola Retells Favorite Fairy Tales But Can't Remember the Endings to all of Them
4. Ed Beckley's Start a Real Estate Empire with the Change from your Mom's Purse
3. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
2. Let's Draw Betty and Veronica Without their Clothes On
1. The Care Bears Maul Some Campers and Are Shot Dead
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Childrens books you wont ever see
I'm surprised that I haven't seen the following book in your list:
Anal medication, by Sue Posittory.
The translation may not work correctly from the context I've seen/heard it in recently.
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Divers go deeper and stay down for longer.
Anal medication, by Sue Posittory.
The translation may not work correctly from the context I've seen/heard it in recently.
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There are plenty more fish in the sea, get your tackle out and see what bites.
Divers go deeper and stay down for longer.
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Childrens books you wont ever see
I think that I may seen have a book like this...0_Koneko_0 wrote:"The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy"
Or maybe I just dreamed it?
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Childrens books you wont ever see
Now that's a book I'd like to read! <!--emo&:lol:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /><!--endemo-->0_Koneko_0 wrote:1. The Care Bears Maul Some Campers and Are Shot Dead
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Childrens books you wont ever see
Dreamt? (^_~)KindaWobbly wrote:I think that I may seen have a book like this...0_Koneko_0 wrote:"The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy"
Or maybe I just dreamed it?
Did you mean this?