Battle Toads
Battle Toads
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GS: Hi Niggerstop nigger nigger nigger bla bla
Me: Hi, i wonder if you can... sec, doorbell
GS: Okay, take your time.
Me: *rickroll*
After the gamestop-nigger asked a few times like "hello? Helloooooo?" is screamed "BATTLETOADS" in the phone.
*click*
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gs: hi, this is linda
me: do you have battletoads?
gs: let me check... no, no entrys for battletoads.
me: k, there's that candlejack game, i can't remem-
gs: hello? HELLO?
*click*
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GS: Hi
Me: hey, do you have battletoads?
GS: No, sorry.
Me: Ok, bye.
GS: bye
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Gamestop: Hi, this is GameStop
me: Hi, this is Mr. P. Nelke. I wonder if you have that new GTA-game in stash?
Gamestop: sure, you want t-
me: damn, screw that, gta sucks.
Do you have battletoads?
Gamestop: stop calling us! *click*
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gs: hi, this is jack
me: *rickroll*
gs: Hello Sir?
me: DO YOU HAVE BATTLETOADS?
gs: let me check... no, no entrys for battletoads.
me: *rickroll*
gs: Hello Sir?
me: POOL IS CLOSED
*click*
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gs: hi, this is gamestop.
me: battletoads?
gs: you think that is funny, huh?
i think it's funny to call the police kid.
me: lolwut?
gs: ???
i hung up
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-hi,this is bla bla
-hi,got battle toads?
-STOP CALLING US
-okay ,i apologize,its just a joke
-woa..wasnt expecting that, thank you for under-
-*rick roll*
-click
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gs: hi, this is gamestop.
me: i wonder if you have that new candlejack game, you may che-
*silence*
gs: sir?
they were like WTF or something, waited 2 minutes till they hung up
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gamestop: hi, thi-
me: *playing battletoads intro sounds on youtube*
gamestop: haha, very funny. Police will catch you.
*click*
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Me: Hai! Battletoads get?
GS: Stop calling ...
Me: YOU HAVE LOST THE GAME!! *click*
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Me: Hi, this is Gamestop
Gamestop: fluffy kitten you. i mean, fluffy kitten YOU.
Me: Your name ple-
*click*
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GS: hello this gamestop how can I help you?
Me: Yea um, I was wondering...do you have battletoads for the wii?
Gs: Um...let me check...(Few seconds later) Sorry but no.
Me: (Suddenly sounding upset) What!? Are you sure!? Battletoads just came out! it's the hottest new game ever!
Gs: Sorry, I've never even heard of that game.
Me: You've NEVER heard of BATTLETOADS!!? And you call yourself a gamer!?!?!?! (Hang up)
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Me: Hi, i wonder if you could give me a game review?
gs: probably, which game?
me: it's called battletoads.
gs: WHAAARRGHBARBGLABL
*click*
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Gamestop: Hi, this is-
Me: Hi, we just talked. You, Sir, smashed the phone down. That's not very nice. I want to speak with your boss.
Gamestop: Sure, bet he wants to talk with you, asshole. Stay in line.
*gamestop nigger calls for his boss*
i hung up.
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gs: hi, this is gamestop.
me: i wonder if you have battletoad-
gs (uses voice changer or something): this is the police, we are tracing you number right now.
me: sure, asshat.
gs: *click*
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- Niggerstop here
- Hey, is this gamestop?
- Yeah it is
- Okay, look-
- Please hold on a minute
*pause - talking to boss or something - playing rickroll whilst*
Him - Yes, sir?
*rickroll*
Him - Hello?
Me - Oh sorry, anyway look. I bought this game thinking it was a ninja-turtles game, I'm like a huge TMNT fan and-
Him - Let me guess, battletoads?
Me - I don't know, I'm dyslexic. That's why I thought it was a TMNT game. But when I played it, I noticed they were only three - TMNT is-
Him - Four, yes I know. What can I help you with?
Me - Well... *rickroll*
He hung up
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niggerstop: hi, this is blablabla
me: hi, i wonder if you sell kfc and watermelons?
niggerstop: no, we... WHAT?
me: I will never gonna give you up...
niggerstop: stop singing
me: kthxbai
*click*
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gamestop: Hi, this is gamestop.
me: hi, i wonder if you have older games.
gamestop: probably, like what?
me: sim city for snes?
gamestop: no, i'm sorry.
me: do you have a snes?
gamestop: yeah, there are 3 in stash.
me: do you have any good games for snes?
gamestop: let me check *checks*
me: i heard battletoads is a good game.
gamestop: please stop that. you know, it isn't funny. our phones are ringing all the time, what do you and your friends think who you are?
me: *rickroll*
*click*
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Game Stop: Blah blah blah Thanks for calling
Me (In Movie Announcer Voice): Hello do you have Battle Toads!?
GS: Uhhh, well theres a used games store somewhere around here,
Me: ONE MAN, ONE GAME, ONE DESIRE
*click*
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Me: I'm looking for a specific game
GS: What is it?
Me:*Waits two minutes*
GS: Hello??
Me: Battletoads
GS: fluffy kitten you man.
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GS:blah
Me: yes if i am correct i can sell games to you
gs; yes
me; i have a game here that looks like it might be worth some money, it's for the nes
gs:what is it
me; it looks pretty old, the name of it is battletoads.
gs: that's worth nothing.
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GS: yo g.s. whatchu need
ME: Hi, I was wondering if you guys have Battle Toads for the Wii?
GS: Yo lemme ax you somfum, what' s so good bout dis damn game dat don't exist?!
Me: Iunno, it's just fun to ask thousands of people a weeek about it.
GS: oh dat's coo, I had jus' like three fit peeps who be callin my ass bout dis game. But yo dog you da only one who talked nice bout it. It's straight dog
Me: oh well, good luck with your calls
GS: yeah.
Click.
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gamestop: hi gamestop smt
me: do you have GTA?
gamestop: no we don't sorry
me: YOUR SOLD OUT OF GTA?
gamestop: what system?
me:PS3
gamestop: oh yea we do
me: does it come with battletoads
gamestop: AWW COME ON MAN, RANTRANTRANT something about originality, MANN
me:do you like cheese?
gamestop: err not really
me: do you like chicken
gamestop: yeaa, chickens allright
*click*
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Gamestop: Hi, this is gamestop
me: hi, i wonder
*click*
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NIgger: Nigger stop, nigger nigger nigger my nigger nigger.
Me: Hey, I'm looking for a game...Battletoa-
Niggers in background: DAWWWWW
Nigger: MAN YOU AN YO LIL FRIENDS NEED TO STOP THIS BULL SHIT.
CLICK.
And my Fav:
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Niggerstop: Hi, this is Niggerniggernigger
Me: hi, i wonder if you have that game in stash...
Niggerstop: Battletoads?
Me: Huh? No, whats battletoads?
ns: never mind. whats the game?
Me: Combat Amphibians
ns: STOP CALLING US
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paulpowers wrote:we are a right bunch of f*ck ups arnt we
Battle Toads
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GS: Intro
Me: Hi I was wondering if you could check if you had a game in stock.
GS: What game?
Me:Battletoads.
GS: That only came out for the NES. (Which isn't even correct.)
Me: No the sequel, for the Wii.
GS: Its not showing up in the syst-
Me: NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS
GS: What the fluffy kitten? *click*
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Gamestop: Intro bullshit
ME: BATTLETOADS, DO YOU HAS IT?
Gamestop: no we don't have battletoads.
ME: LIAR, IT COMES WITH A WII STRAP.
GS: *hung up*
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Gs: This is gamestop where we but and se-
ME: Battletoads?
Gs: What the hell. No we do not have battletoads. and you and your stupid friends need to stop fluffy wuffy kitten of a calling.
ME: I won't stop calling until you give me battletoads.
GS: hangs up
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GS: Hello, this is gamestop etc.
ME:...
GS: Hello?
ME: We're no strangers to loooooooove!
GS: WTF?
ME: You know the rules an-
GS: *click*
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GS: This is gamestop where we buy and sel-
ME: YOU GUYS HAVE BATTLETOADS?
GS: nope
ME: fluffy kitten well, thanks anyways
GS: sure
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Gs: Intro
Me: *plays rickroll*
GS: God damnit. STOP CALLING! *clcik*
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me: hello do you have battle toads
GS: no i do not have battletoads
Me: you didn't even check
GS: Click
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GS: This is gamestop blah blah blah
ME: Hi, do you have Battlefront?
GS: God!... Huh, uh... one or two?
ME: Toads...
GS: click.
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GS: Thanks for calling, this is Josh, blah, blah, blah...
Me: Hey Josh...you guys carry games for the Wii, right?
Josh: Yep, we sure do. You're not going to ask for Battletoads, are you?
Me: Nah...Do you guys have Tiger Woods '08?
Josh: *typing in computer* Yep, we sure do. Anything else I can help you with?
Me: Yeah...can you check one more?
Josh: Sure! Which title?
Me: Battletoads.
Josh: You motherfucker...*click*
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GS: intro
Me: Hi do you have a certain game?
GS: what game?
Me: battletoads for the wii
Gs: They never made that for the wii
ME: Yeah they did it comes with a free wii strap
GS: No they have put one out in like 10 or so years
ME: YEAH THEY DID NIGGER
GS: What the hell? *click*
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GS: intro gayness
ME: I will not stop until i get the battletoads i crave
GS: stop calling
ME: dont play games with me
GS: >click<
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GS blah blah
ME do you have fire emblem for the wii?
GS uhh hmm, let me check click click
GS uh, no
ME ah shit, what about about battle toads?
GS no.
ME war lizards?
GS hangs up
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GS: Thanks for calling GS, im-
ME: Yes, do you guys have any new wii games?
GS: Yes, we have(SHit shiit)
Me: How about battletoads?
GS: *Click*
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GS: gamestop buy sell etc.
Me: Hi do you have battlezone?
GS: What was that?
ME: Battlezone
Gs: for what system?
ME: Wii
Gs: *typing* no we don'y
Me: Well what about Battletoads?
GS: NO, WE DON'T! *click*
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GS: This is gamestop blah blah blah
ME: Hi, do you have Battletech?
GS: Uh, let me check... do you know what console?
ME: Whichever one Battletoads is on.
GS: fluffy kitten. *click*
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GS: Hi, welcome to gamestop, blah blah blah
Me: (in a voice similar to waterboy's) "yeth, i wath wondering if you had a game pleath."
GS: Alright, which game?
Me: (with accent) Call of Duty 4.
GS: What system?
Me: Wii.
GS: Actually, it wasn't released for the Wii.
Me: Oh, it wasnt? Well, can you check another Wii game for me?
GS: Sure, which one?
Me: Battletoads!
GS: *click*
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GS: intro
ME: Do you have battletoads for the wii?
GS: no... thats for the virtual console.
Me: No, the remake. It comes with a free wii strap.
Gs: Uh no... we don't have it then
ME: Oh well can you check if you have another game.
Gs: Sure
Me: Hold on, let me find out what its called... *plays rickroll*
GS: What the fluffy kitten is this shit?
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GS: Hello, blablabla
Me: Yes, I am looking for a game called Battletoads.
GS: WE DONT CARRY THAT GAME!!!
Me: you didnt even check
GS: I DID TO THE FIRST CALLER.
Me. Which caller am I?
GS: IDK, STOP CALLING
Me: Okay, but can you answer me a quick question?
GS: Yes?
Me: Do you have Battletoads?
GS; Click
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gs: blah balh
me: do you have gh3 for the wii
gs: yes i do
me: and do you know what kind of song list it has, a friend said it has a song i really like
gs: i dont know what the song list would be they can easily look the song list up, on guitarhero.com or something
me: well it was produced about 10 years ago i think....oh i remember the name, BATTLETOADS!
*click
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me: Hi! I want the new game everyones talking bout!
Guy: Do you know what type of game it is?
me: Toads. Battling Toads
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GS: INTRO
ME: Do you have battletoads?
GS: No we don't.
ME: You didn't even check!
Gs: we don't carry it.
ME: HOW THE fluffy kitten DO YOU NOT HAVE BATTLETOADS?!
GS: *click*
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GS: stupid intro
ME: you carry wii games right?
GS: wait, dont say battletoads...
ME: oh no, im looking for battletoads 2
GS: *click*
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GS: intro
ME: do you have Battle-
GS: *hung up*
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GS: Fagot tree
Me: Hi, I'm looking for a Wii game, do you have Wii games there?
GS: Yes, what are you looking for?
Me: Do you have battletoads?
GS: *click*
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Gamestop: blah blah blah
Me: *plays rickroll*
GS: Stop calling or we're going to contact the police.
ME: DO IT NIGGER
GS: *click*
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GS: Intro blah blah blah
Me: Can I check on the availability of a game?
GS: We don't have Battletoads!
Me: What? I'm calling about Frogger.
GS: Oh. *checks* Yeah we have it used. What system did you want it for?
Me: ...
GS: Hello.
Me: Hi, sorry. Turns out that wasn't the game I needed. Do you have.. what was it? Battletoads!
GS:ARGH! *click*
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GS: BLAH BLAH I SUCK BLAH
me: Yeah, hi, I got hung up on when asking for battlefield 2 the moment i said battle. I'd like to speak to your manager please
GS: Oh I'm sorry sir, It's just that a bunch of people keep calling and asking for some game we don't carry and it also starts with battle
Me: What? What game?
GS: battletoads
Me: Oh...well, anyway, do you have battlefield 2?
GS: Hold on...yeah we have it
ME: What about battletoads?
GS: AUGHHHHHHHHH *click*
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GS: Intro
me: I was wondering if you had a certain game
GS: Sure what are you looking for
ME: Battletoads.
GS: *click*
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GS: intro
ME: yes, do you carry battlefield
GS: yes which one?
ME: Battletoads!
GS: you little shit! where did you get this number? was it 4chan?
ME: *click*
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GS: BLAH BLAH
Me: Yes, do you have CoD for ps3?
GS: Yes, used. Anything else?
Me: It's a new game for the Wii.
GS: Whats it called?
Me: Battletoads
GS: You got to be kidding me man. This is old. Call back in a few hours.
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GS: Intro
Me: Helloo, I'm looking for a few games.
GS: OK.
Me: Super Mario Galaxy.
GS: 45
Me: Wii Play
GS: 50
Me: Aaand, um, Battletoads.
GS: I don't think we have that.
Me: OK, thank you.
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GS: (SHIT)
Me: Now I know people have been calling about this game, but seriously, do you have it?
GS: Are you talking about Battletoads?
Me: No, Im talking about call of duty 5.
GS: It isnt planned to come out yet. Do you need anything else?
Me: Yes, battletoads.
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GS: Thx faggotry
me: Hi, do you have Battletoads?
GS: Sorry we dont. What have you been hearing about the Battletoads,bec-
me: *coughing trying to cover up laughter* Sorry, continue.
GS: You are literally the 8th person to call in the past 5 minutes, asking for Battletoads, and we havent seen anything abo-
me; NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER *click*
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them: hello, this is ...
me: uhm.... battletoads?
them: yeah, let me try that for you
*click*
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GS: blah blah blah i suck cocks blah blah
ME: Hi i'm looking for a cetain game
GS: Sure what game?
ME: Battletoads
GS: no
Me: Combat amphibians?
GS: No
ME: what about War Frogs?
GS: NO! *click*
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GS: saflkjsdla
Me: The game
GS: huh?
GS: Hello?
Me: You just lost it.
GS: What game?
Me: Battletoads
GS: *hangs up*
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me: hi. do you have battletoads for the wii?
gs: uh, battletoads? hang on let me check
gs:uh no, we dont seem to have it. but we have mudkips!
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GS: intro
ME: Hi, I'm looking for a cetain game
GS: *click*
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gs: Thanks for calling Gamestop where you can buy and sell used games blah blah blah gears of war my name is blah blah how can i help you
me: battletoads
gs: battletoads?
me: battletoads
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gs: (background) he's just repeating it
me: battletoads
me: battletoads
me: battletoads
me: battletoads
gs: (background) i don't know if he's retarded or..
me: battletoads
me: battletoads
*click*
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GS: NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
Me: Hey you want some battletoads?
GS: What?
Me: Battletoads.
GS: What?
Me: ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT?!
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GS: intro
Me: Hi i'm looking for a certain wii game but I can't quite remember the name.
GS: Do you know what it starts with?
Me: yeah its new and it starts with battle
GS: Hold on one second we're actually calling corporate office for a tracer.
Me: ok, nigger
Gs: what was that?
Me: I said ok
Gs:Alright (in the backround: Another battletoads)
GS: (different person) Hello?
Me: Hi that last person was being every rude. I was just looking for Battle of the Bands for wii.
GS: Oh I'm very sorry about that um hold on.... Yes we have it
ME: Oh ok thanks alot but I have one more quick question.
GS: Yes what is it?
ME: Do you have Battletoads.
GS: I hope you know we're tracing your number.
ME: Really? Awesome. Thanks nigger.
Gs: *click*
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GS; SHIT
me: Battletoads.
GS: Sorry we dont have it in stock, but you can preodrer it for you. You can trade in some old games for an extra 20% off.
me: Oh really?!?! I might just do that!.
GS: Ok.
me; Thanks and come again.
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Me: Hey can you check on a game for me?
GS: Sure what game?
Me: BattleToads
GS: Can you spell that?
Me: B A T T L E T O A D S
GS: *click*click*click* We've got battle of the bands, has it come out yet?
Me: Yeah, it comes with a free Wii Strap. *Plays Rickrolled in background*
*Click
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Me: Do you guys have battletoads for the Wii?
GS: Oh, you're out of luck we just sold the last one.
Me: Are you serious? Is it a popular game?
GS: Is this a serious question?
Me: Of course.
GS: Oh, well nevermind then. Actually, we've never had that game. We've had a stream of calls coming in---
Me: DO A BARREL ROLL!!!!
GS: Excuse me?
Me: Nothing, continue.
GS: Oh, alright. Well there's just been---
Me: Stick it in your pooper.
GS: *click*
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GS: hey im gay
Me: Hey do you guys have battlefront?
GS: which system
Me: xbox
GS: blah, looks around no
Me: Oh well, do you have battletoads
GS: Why dont you go sit on a battletoad honey
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Me: do you have mario party 4
GS: hold on a sec...yes we have it for 29.99
Me: Does it come with a free wii strap?
GS: no, its for gamecube
Me: why not, battletoads does
GS: hey how bout you stop calling. Ill call the cops; its a felony you disrupting my work.
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gs:Im gay
Me: Do you have Battletoads for the wii?
gs: Battletoads for Wii? *long pause*
Me:Hello?
gs:Hello?
Me:Hello?
gs:Hello?
Me: DO YOU HAVE BATTLETOADS?
gs:Battletoads for the Wii?
Me:Uhh....SHOOP DA WOOP!
gs: *hangs up*
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GS: intro
Me: i was wondering if you had a certain game?
GS: No we do not have battletoads!
Me: wtf is battle toads? im talking about a diff game!
GS: which game?
Me: the one that you just lost!
GS: DAMMIT! -click-
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Me:Hi
GS:Hello, can I help you?
Me:Yes, did you ate battletoads for the Wii?
GS:What?
Me:Sorry, I mean did you have it?
GS:What's the game?
Me:Battletoads for the Wii
Gs:I don't think we have it...
Me:Would you make sure?
GS:Yes, wait a little bit.
5 Min Later
GS:Sorry we don't...
Me:PENIS!!
GS:NIGGER!!*click*
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