Battle Toads
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GS: Hi Niggerstop nigger nigger nigger bla bla
Me: Hi, i wonder if you can... sec, doorbell
GS: Okay, take your time.
Me: *rickroll*
After the gamestop-nigger asked a few times like "hello? Helloooooo?" is screamed "BATTLETOADS" in the phone.
*click*
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gs: hi, this is linda
me: do you have battletoads?
gs: let me check... no, no entrys for battletoads.
me: k, there's that candlejack game, i can't remem-
gs: hello? HELLO?
*click*
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GS: Hi
Me: hey, do you have battletoads?
GS: No, sorry.
Me: Ok, bye.
GS: bye
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Gamestop: Hi, this is GameStop
me: Hi, this is Mr. P. Nelke. I wonder if you have that new GTA-game in stash?
Gamestop: sure, you want t-
me: damn, screw that, gta sucks.
Do you have battletoads?
Gamestop: stop calling us! *click*
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gs: hi, this is jack
me: *rickroll*
gs: Hello Sir?
me: DO YOU HAVE BATTLETOADS?
gs: let me check... no, no entrys for battletoads.
me: *rickroll*
gs: Hello Sir?
me: POOL IS CLOSED
*click*
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gs: hi, this is gamestop.
me: battletoads?
gs: you think that is funny, huh?
i think it's funny to call the police kid.
me: lolwut?
gs: ???
i hung up
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-hi,this is bla bla
-hi,got battle toads?
-STOP CALLING US
-okay ,i apologize,its just a joke
-woa..wasnt expecting that, thank you for under-
-*rick roll*
-click
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gs: hi, this is gamestop.
me: i wonder if you have that new candlejack game, you may che-
*silence*
gs: sir?
they were like WTF or something, waited 2 minutes till they hung up
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gamestop: hi, thi-
me: *playing battletoads intro sounds on youtube*
gamestop: haha, very funny. Police will catch you.
*click*
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Me: Hai! Battletoads get?
GS: Stop calling ...
Me: YOU HAVE LOST THE GAME!! *click*
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Me: Hi, this is Gamestop
Gamestop: fluffy kitten you. i mean, fluffy kitten YOU.
Me: Your name ple-
*click*
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GS: hello this gamestop how can I help you?
Me: Yea um, I was wondering...do you have battletoads for the wii?
Gs: Um...let me check...(Few seconds later) Sorry but no.
Me: (Suddenly sounding upset) What!? Are you sure!? Battletoads just came out! it's the hottest new game ever!
Gs: Sorry, I've never even heard of that game.
Me: You've NEVER heard of BATTLETOADS!!? And you call yourself a gamer!?!?!?! (Hang up)
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Me: Hi, i wonder if you could give me a game review?
gs: probably, which game?
me: it's called battletoads.
gs: WHAAARRGHBARBGLABL
*click*
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Gamestop: Hi, this is-
Me: Hi, we just talked. You, Sir, smashed the phone down. That's not very nice. I want to speak with your boss.
Gamestop: Sure, bet he wants to talk with you, asshole. Stay in line.
*gamestop nigger calls for his boss*
i hung up.
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gs: hi, this is gamestop.
me: i wonder if you have battletoad-
gs (uses voice changer or something): this is the police, we are tracing you number right now.
me: sure, asshat.
gs: *click*
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- Niggerstop here
- Hey, is this gamestop?
- Yeah it is
- Okay, look-
- Please hold on a minute
*pause - talking to boss or something - playing rickroll whilst*
Him - Yes, sir?
*rickroll*
Him - Hello?
Me - Oh sorry, anyway look. I bought this game thinking it was a ninja-turtles game, I'm like a huge TMNT fan and-
Him - Let me guess, battletoads?
Me - I don't know, I'm dyslexic. That's why I thought it was a TMNT game. But when I played it, I noticed they were only three - TMNT is-
Him - Four, yes I know. What can I help you with?
Me - Well... *rickroll*
He hung up
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niggerstop: hi, this is blablabla
me: hi, i wonder if you sell kfc and watermelons?
niggerstop: no, we... WHAT?
me: I will never gonna give you up...
niggerstop: stop singing
me: kthxbai
*click*
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gamestop: Hi, this is gamestop.
me: hi, i wonder if you have older games.
gamestop: probably, like what?
me: sim city for snes?
gamestop: no, i'm sorry.
me: do you have a snes?
gamestop: yeah, there are 3 in stash.
me: do you have any good games for snes?
gamestop: let me check *checks*
me: i heard battletoads is a good game.
gamestop: please stop that. you know, it isn't funny. our phones are ringing all the time, what do you and your friends think who you are?
me: *rickroll*
*click*
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Game Stop: Blah blah blah Thanks for calling
Me (In Movie Announcer Voice): Hello do you have Battle Toads!?
GS: Uhhh, well theres a used games store somewhere around here,
Me: ONE MAN, ONE GAME, ONE DESIRE
*click*
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Me: I'm looking for a specific game
GS: What is it?
Me:*Waits two minutes*
GS: Hello??
Me: Battletoads
GS: fluffy kitten you man.
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GS:blah
Me: yes if i am correct i can sell games to you
gs; yes
me; i have a game here that looks like it might be worth some money, it's for the nes
gs:what is it
me; it looks pretty old, the name of it is battletoads.
gs: that's worth nothing.
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GS: yo g.s. whatchu need
ME: Hi, I was wondering if you guys have Battle Toads for the Wii?
GS: Yo lemme ax you somfum, what' s so good bout dis damn game dat don't exist?!
Me: Iunno, it's just fun to ask thousands of people a weeek about it.
GS: oh dat's coo, I had jus' like three fit peeps who be callin my ass bout dis game. But yo dog you da only one who talked nice bout it. It's straight dog
Me: oh well, good luck with your calls
GS: yeah.
Click.
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gamestop: hi gamestop smt
me: do you have GTA?
gamestop: no we don't sorry
me: YOUR SOLD OUT OF GTA?
gamestop: what system?
me:PS3
gamestop: oh yea we do
me: does it come with battletoads
gamestop: AWW COME ON MAN, RANTRANTRANT something about originality, MANN
me:do you like cheese?
gamestop: err not really
me: do you like chicken
gamestop: yeaa, chickens allright
*click*
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Gamestop: Hi, this is gamestop
me: hi, i wonder
*click*
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NIgger: Nigger stop, nigger nigger nigger my nigger nigger.
Me: Hey, I'm looking for a game...Battletoa-
Niggers in background: DAWWWWW
Nigger: MAN YOU AN YO LIL FRIENDS NEED TO STOP THIS BULL SHIT.
CLICK.
And my Fav:
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Niggerstop: Hi, this is Niggerniggernigger
Me: hi, i wonder if you have that game in stash...
Niggerstop: Battletoads?
Me: Huh? No, whats battletoads?
ns: never mind. whats the game?
Me: Combat Amphibians
ns: STOP CALLING US
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paulpowers wrote:we are a right bunch of f*ck ups arnt we