The Wired

Quote from Paul Goldstein on the cricket result:

"Did Neil Armstrong have his knee held together by a band-aid ? Freddie's follow through - now THAT'S a giant leap for mankind."

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<div class='signature'>"Why do the people who know the least, know it the loudest?"



"Illegitmi non carborundum est!"



<img src='http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w165 ... Icon-1.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image'>

Guess this is ok in here?



Bend over Apple:



<img src='http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w165 ... /Apple.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image'>



'Tater Couple:



<img src='http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w165 ... couple.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image'>



A Handful of Veg:



<img src='http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w165 ... onable.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image'>



Funny Peppers:



<img src='http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w165 ... eppers.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image'>








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<div class='signature'>"Why do the people who know the least, know it the loudest?"



"Illegitmi non carborundum est!"



<img src='http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w165 ... Icon-1.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image'>

<img src='http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/6548/6 ... 937711.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image'>




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Mrs Redeyes wrote:etc.

Obvious shops is obvious. <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif' /><!--endemo-->




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Someone on iPodTouchFans wrote:This is iPodTouchFans, not Erection Fans!

bally199 wrote:

Mrs Redeyes wrote:etc.

Obvious shops is obvious. <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif' /><!--endemo-->

What? <!--emo&:blink:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/blink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='blink.gif' /><!--endemo-->



You're too random for me sometimes bally.




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<div class='signature'>"Why do the people who know the least, know it the loudest?"



"Illegitmi non carborundum est!"



<img src='http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w165 ... Icon-1.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image'>

Mrs Redeyes wrote:

bally199 wrote:

Mrs Redeyes wrote:etc.

Obvious shops is obvious. <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif' /><!--endemo-->

What? <!--emo&:blink:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/blink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='blink.gif' /><!--endemo-->



You're too random for me sometimes bally.

He was suggesting that some of those images were clearly faked.



shop = Photoshop



I think they look pretty convincing myself, but here's one of my favourite XKCDs because I want to:



<img src='http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/photoshops.png' border='0' alt='user posted image'>




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<img src='http://izismile.com/img/img2/20090804/s ... 212_93.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image'>




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<div class='signature'> I can feel bits of my brain falling away like pieces of wet cake.

Curtusy of Big Adam:



http://www.superherosupplies.com/lab-supplies-d8/



I think that "OMNIPOTENCE", 1 gallon for 12.00, is particularly good value.



I'm guessing the units are American, but I've not made it to the checkout. Perhaps they're some kind of intergalactic credits. In fact, if they're not based in this system I imagine shipping could be a little steep <!--emo&<_<--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/dry.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='dry.gif' /><!--endemo-->




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bally199 wrote:

Mrs Redeyes wrote:etc.

Obvious shops is obvious. <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif' /><!--endemo-->

Obvious troll is obvious!!! <!--emo&:lol:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /><!--endemo-->










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<div class='signature'> I'm not addicted to porn, I'm addicted to masturbation. Porn is just an enabler.



<img src='http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y81/ma ... Threat.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image'>

There are plenty more fish in the sea, get your tackle out and see what bites.



Divers go deeper and stay down for longer.

JJW009 wrote:Curtusy of Big Adam:



http://www.superherosupplies.com/lab-supplies-d8/



I think that "OMNIPOTENCE", 1 gallon for 12.00, is particularly good value.



I'm guessing the units are American, but I've not made it to the checkout. Perhaps they're some kind of intergalactic credits. In fact, if they're not based in this system I imagine shipping could be a little steep <!--emo&<_<--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/dry.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='dry.gif' /><!--endemo-->

its in &#036;

Im looking at a tin of antimatter






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<div class='signature'> Dreams come at the cost of reality

<img src='http://izismile.com/img/img2/20090811/s ... 217_12.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image'>




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From This Article

The court was told that the accused was wearing black lace French knickers with a buttock exposed, but Mr Dobson wanted to know which buttock was exposed as well as the extent of the exposure. It was also stated that Ms Brooks' nipples were erect, although Mr Dobson questioned whether that too was criminal conduct.

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<div class='signature'> I'm not addicted to porn, I'm addicted to masturbation. Porn is just an enabler.



<img src='http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y81/ma ... Threat.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image'>

There are plenty more fish in the sea, get your tackle out and see what bites.



Divers go deeper and stay down for longer.

belchingmatt wrote:

bally199 wrote:

Mrs Redeyes wrote:etc.

Obvious shops is obvious. <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif' /><!--endemo-->

Obvious troll is obvious!!! <!--emo&:lol:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /><!--endemo-->

NEWFAGS CAN'T TRIFORCE




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Someone on iPodTouchFans wrote:This is iPodTouchFans, not Erection Fans!

http://www.abebooks.co.uk/books/weird/



Favourites include:



The Big Book of Lesbian Horse Stories

Bombproof Your Horse

The Thermodynamics of Pizza

People Who Don't Know They're Dead

How to Avoid Huge Ships

The Platypus of Doom and Other Nihilists



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http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/09/10/devout_catholic/





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Final Destination, anyone? <!--emo&:mmm:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/4013/140/emo/mmm.png' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='mmm.png' /><!--endemo-->



(I know it's tragic and nothing to laugh about, but it's also very funny <!--emo&:P--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' /><!--endemo--> )