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<div class='signature'> Dreams come at the cost of reality

Cats make me Giggle



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<div class='signature'>"Why do the people who know the least, know it the loudest?"



"Illegitmi non carborundum est!"



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Definitely Silly



Another "Secure" Database?




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<div class='signature'>"Why do the people who know the least, know it the loudest?"



"Illegitmi non carborundum est!"



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I heard now that Jade Goody is dead, her family are going to cremate her. But when they get the ashes, they've decided to split them in the family so everyone gets a Goody bag.



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Someone on iPodTouchFans wrote:This is iPodTouchFans, not Erection Fans!

bally199 wrote:I heard now that Jade Goody is dead, her family are going to cremate her. But when they get the ashes, they've decided to split them in the family so everyone gets a Goody bag.



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OMG, I lolled.



Then I lolled again at the fact I that I lolled at something so cruel <!--emo&:lol:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /><!--endemo-->




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JJW009 wrote:

bally199 wrote:I heard now that Jade Goody is dead, her family are going to cremate her. But when they get the ashes, they've decided to split them in the family so everyone gets a Goody bag.



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OMG, I lolled.



Then I lolled again at the fact I that I lolled at something so cruel <!--emo&:lol:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /><!--endemo-->

So, you liek then? <!--emo&:)--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/smile.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='smile.gif' /><!--endemo-->




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Someone on iPodTouchFans wrote:This is iPodTouchFans, not Erection Fans!

That was funny.




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JJW009 wrote:

bally199 wrote:I heard now that Jade Goody is dead, her family are going to cremate her. But when they get the ashes, they've decided to split them in the family so everyone gets a Goody bag.



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OMG, I lolled.



Then I lolled again at the fact I that I lolled at something so cruel <!--emo&:lol:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /><!--endemo-->

I must be having a complete SOH failure, or maybe I'm so sick of people taking pot shots at someone like her. Whatever, I didn't even crack a smile <!--emo&<_<--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/dry.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='dry.gif' /><!--endemo-->




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<div class='signature'>"Why do the people who know the least, know it the loudest?"



"Illegitmi non carborundum est!"



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and now Jack has sold his story <!--emo&:blink:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/blink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='blink.gif' /><!--endemo-->






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<div class='signature'> I can feel bits of my brain falling away like pieces of wet cake.

Another JG joke I was told today:



Jade Goody has just produced her nude calendar (imagine before she died), and it's selling brilliantly. But one person took it back and asked for a refund when he realized it only went up to March.



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Someone on iPodTouchFans wrote:This is iPodTouchFans, not Erection Fans!

*Giggle*



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<div class='signature'>"Why do the people who know the least, know it the loudest?"



"Illegitmi non carborundum est!"



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I thought she was 9.



Wait, what?!



accidental-sex-with-12-year-old




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A similar level WTF moment:



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<div class='signature'> I can feel bits of my brain falling away like pieces of wet cake.

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Brilliant.