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Lo,



Not dead.



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Blarg.




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Big_Adam wrote:Lo,



Not dead.

Yay! <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->

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Today's silly flash:



Drink Cucumber Beer!



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Original here: http://kasokusochi.hp.infoseek.co.jp/pv_cucumber.html



From the album here: http://www.kasokusochi.com/




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Dihydrogen Monoxide



http://www.dhmo.org/



I found this in Gullyg's sig on the other place.



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Irony FTW!










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Silly Person



Ooh, just seriously had a LMAO moment...



JP the other PA/Admin who sits next to me me is having trouble with her clothing today, she has a short top on with a long-sleeved jumper over the top, she's been having a complete tizzy all morning about being too hot, then too cold etc etc <!--emo&:rolleyes:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/rolleyes.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='rolleyes.gif' /><!--endemo-->



She just pulled her long-sleeved top off in a temper.....the short top came with it and the girl's not wearing a bra....



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Standing up ...... in front of the whole floor (no cubicles here, all open plan) after creating enough drama to have everyone on the floor looking her way wondering what all the fuss is about....



Topless !! <!--emo&--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/4013/140/emo/rofl.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='rofl.gif' /><!--endemo-->



*Whew* That'll keep me chuckling all day.




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"Illegitmi non carborundum est!"



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?3000 for a kettle lead:



http://www.russandrews.com/category.asp?lo...at_id=PMAINCABL



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Because that last 1.5 Meters, after the 100 mile journey from the power station, makes all the difference to how your HiFi sounds <!--emo&<_<--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/dry.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='dry.gif' /><!--endemo-->




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Don't bother going to look at Kimber speaker cables in that case...




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jonlumb wrote:Don't bother going to look at Kimber speaker cables in that case...

Speaker cables are worth spending money on... they carry my precious analogue sounds.



I say "money" ... no point spending on OFC with my ?15 amp, but it does make sense if you've got good hardware.



Mains leads? Seriously...




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JJW009 wrote:

jonlumb wrote:Don't bother going to look at Kimber speaker cables in that case...

Speaker cables are worth spending money on... they carry my precious analogue sounds.



I say "money" ... no point spending on OFC with my ?15 amp, but it does make sense if you've got good hardware.



Mains leads? Seriously...

Yes, it is worth spending a decent amount on speaker cable. I think mine are about ?18 / meter, something like that.



Kimber go up to ?6,000 per meter.



Which is taking the piss.




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I was looking up how to make a White Russian, and found this site:



http://www.drunkenblog.com/drunkenblog-archives/000406.html



The silly part was this slightly off-topic part about mixing a vegan one:

Lastly, soy milk. I don't know anyone who has tried it, although a girl suggested it once, right before we broke up (coincidence, I swear). This is usually the darling of vegans, and while I have a few I count as friends, they're freaks of nature. Notwithstanding the fact that it is entirely impossible for a sane person to date a vegan successfully (they. can't. eat. anywhere.), because that would just be annoying, acting as though it's somehow wrong to consume dairy when you're biologically engineered to suck on a tit when you come into the world is just weird.

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Monty Python with a twist



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"Illegitmi non carborundum est!"



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Anyone got Ketchup??



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"Illegitmi non carborundum est!"



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[quote=""marklar77""]The "boogie man" is also innocent until proven guilty.[/quote]



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JJW009 wrote:[quote=""marklar77""]The "boogie man" is also innocent until proven guilty.

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I did have a bit of a chuckle at that one. He can be quite entertaining at times.



I am sure it really isn't intentional




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Here's another from the mad Mac man:



[quote=""marklar77""]But, you know, if I wanted to have choice, I wouldn't have bought a Mac.[/quote]



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