The Wired

Mrs Redeyes wrote:<img src='http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w165 ... rsKill.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image'>

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<div class='signature'> I'm not addicted to porn, I'm addicted to masturbation. Porn is just an enabler.



<img src='http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y81/ma ... Threat.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image'>

There are plenty more fish in the sea, get your tackle out and see what bites.



Divers go deeper and stay down for longer.

When you really shouldn't hyphenate your name....



<img src='http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w165/Zahryn/Silli Plaice/Hyphenation.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image'>




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<div class='signature'>"Why do the people who know the least, know it the loudest?"



"Illegitmi non carborundum est!"



<img src='http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w165 ... Icon-1.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image'>

As you all know, I spend my spare time stalking my crazy ex girlfriend. Today I checked out her little brother and sisters home pages, and found this comment amusing:

Disclaimer!



The thoughts and views on this page are the views of a six year old boy. Do not take them as fact >_>

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<div class='signature'> <img src='http://myanimelist.net/signature/JJW009.png' border='0' alt='user posted image'> ??? <img src='http://imagegen.last.fm/LastfmMyspace/oartists/5/JJW009.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image'>

JJW009 wrote:As you all know, I spend my spare time stalking my crazy ex girlfriend. Today I checked out her little brother and sisters home pages, and found this comment amusing:

Disclaimer!



The thoughts and views on this page are the views of a six year old boy. Do not take them as fact >_>

I need a disclaimer like that for here <!--emo&:lol:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /><!--endemo-->

That's very good indeed.




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<div class='signature'> I can feel bits of my brain falling away like pieces of wet cake.

is this lady K's little brother <!--emo&:o--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/ohmy.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='ohmy.gif' /><!--endemo-->

stalking children on the internet has a name <img src='http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/2502/pbzm3.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image'>



why isnt that a smilie




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<div class='signature'> Dreams come at the cost of reality

<img src='http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w165/Zahryn/Silli Plaice/Huge.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image'>



<img src='http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w165/Zahryn/Silli Plaice/WTF.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image'>



*Snigger*




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<div class='signature'>"Why do the people who know the least, know it the loudest?"



"Illegitmi non carborundum est!"



<img src='http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w165 ... Icon-1.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image'>

Ok, it was actually yesterday but....



<img src='http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w165/Zahryn/Silli Plaice/Georgia.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image'>




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<div class='signature'>"Why do the people who know the least, know it the loudest?"



"Illegitmi non carborundum est!"



<img src='http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w165 ... Icon-1.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image'>

<img src='http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y81/ma ... ed/JOL.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image'>



And just because I found it in my photobucket account by chance.



<img src='http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y81/ma ... Hottub.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image'>




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<div class='signature'> I'm not addicted to porn, I'm addicted to masturbation. Porn is just an enabler.



<img src='http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y81/ma ... Threat.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image'>

There are plenty more fish in the sea, get your tackle out and see what bites.



Divers go deeper and stay down for longer.

<img src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v630/ ... approx.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image'>




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<div class='signature'> <img src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v630/ ... 722080.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image'>

Sadly, I can relate to that <!--emo&:blink:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/blink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='blink.gif' /><!--endemo-->




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<div class='signature'> <img src='http://myanimelist.net/signature/JJW009.png' border='0' alt='user posted image'> ??? <img src='http://imagegen.last.fm/LastfmMyspace/oartists/5/JJW009.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image'>

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<div class='signature'> I'm not addicted to porn, I'm addicted to masturbation. Porn is just an enabler.



<img src='http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y81/ma ... Threat.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image'>

There are plenty more fish in the sea, get your tackle out and see what bites.



Divers go deeper and stay down for longer.

My spam folder today contains the following email titles:



- Spears Checks Self Into Rehab - Blames Hilton For Bad Haircut

- Paris Hilton Finds God: God Issues Denial

- Epidemic Breaks Out in Prisons After Paris Hilton's Release

- Lindsay Lohan Arrested For Emulating Paris Hilton



I could get used to this "one-spam-a-day" thing <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->




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<div class='signature'>"Why do the people who know the least, know it the loudest?"



"Illegitmi non carborundum est!"



<img src='http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w165 ... Icon-1.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image'>

Spam again and some myth-busting for all you guys:



Title: "Hitting her G-Spot Everytime"

"Forget bedroom technique, or foreplay - to make her climax, all you need is SIZE"

<!--emo&:rant:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/4013/140/emo/angry1.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='angry1.gif' /><!--endemo--> That one is rubbish.



I got a good chuckle out of this one though:

"Make her come every night with your new tool" ....



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<div class='signature'>"Why do the people who know the least, know it the loudest?"



"Illegitmi non carborundum est!"



<img src='http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w165 ... Icon-1.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image'>

And because a picture paints a thousand words:



<img src='http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w165/Zahryn/Silli Plaice/SillyPlaice.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image'>




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<div class='signature'>"Why do the people who know the least, know it the loudest?"



"Illegitmi non carborundum est!"



<img src='http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w165 ... Icon-1.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image'>

Spam-a-lot entry for today:



"Increase your dick length naturally - The first step to a thick and long rod, is a willingness to try"



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<div class='signature'>"Why do the people who know the least, know it the loudest?"



"Illegitmi non carborundum est!"



<img src='http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w165 ... Icon-1.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image'>