The silliest thing you saw today?

Post by **JJW009** » Sat Jan 31, 2009 1:21 am

CrapBag7 wrote:JJW009 The voice of reason.

Especially after my last quote, what can I say except <img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /> <img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /> <img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /> <img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' />

http://www2.macuser.co.uk/phpbb/viewtopic....1748519#1748519

Dunno how he messed up the quote though - I guess he accidentally hit paste!

It might not be for me, but for their target audience "The Apple Way" works verhttp://www2.custompc.co.uk/phpbb/faq.php

Faqy well.

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Mrs Redeyes · Post by **Mrs Redeyes** » Sun Feb 01, 2009 3:06 pm

Not Silly, but Chucklesome

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jonlumb · Post by **jonlumb** » Wed Feb 04, 2009 5:04 pm

JJW009 wrote:?3000 for a kettle lead:

http://www.russandrews.com/category.asp?lo...at_id=PMAINCABL

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Because that last 1.5 Meters, after the 100 mile journey from the power station, makes all the difference to how your HiFi sounds <img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/dry.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='dry.gif' />

Interesting, it would appear some people are sucker enough:

http://www.custompc.co.uk/news/605408/asus...d.html#comments

See the comments for a good chuckle.

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Post by **JJW009** » Fri Feb 06, 2009 9:14 pm

<OBJECT CLASSID='clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000' WIDTH=425 HEIGHT=344><PARAM NAME=MOVIE VALUE=http://www.youtube.com/v/YTihsJQHt48&hl ... swf><PARAM NAME=PLAY VALUE=TRUE><PARAM NAME=LOOP VALUE=TRUE><PARAM NAME=QUALITY VALUE=HIGH><EMBED SRC=http://www.youtube.com/v/YTihsJQHt48&hl=en&fs=1.swf WIDTH=425 HEIGHT=344 PLAY=TRUE LOOP=TRUE QUALITY=HIGH></EMBED></OBJECT>

NSFW due to repetitive load F word usage.

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paulpowers · Post by **paulpowers** » Sun Feb 08, 2009 4:51 pm

I was floating around the web as you do and I discovered this little site GODHATESGOTHS.COM Everyone else hates goth so sure why not

Im ordering a tshirt I hope they deliver to the uk

I'll be the toast of the town with my UV reactive Neon green mohawk, Spikey shoes, Cyberdog T-shirt and jeans, Mesh sleeves and GOD HATES GOTHS Tee <!--emo&

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Post by **JJW009** » Sun Feb 08, 2009 5:14 pm

paulpowers wrote:I was floating around the web as you do and I discovered this little site GODHATESGOTHS.COM Everyone else hates goth so sure why not

Im ordering a tshirt I hope they deliver to the uk

I'll be the toast of the town with my UV reactive Neon green mohawk, Spikey shoes, Cyberdog T-shirt and jeans, Mesh sleeves and GOD HATES GOTHS Tee <img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/4013/140/emo/rofl.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='rofl.gif' />

LOL

He hates women too, apparently:

http://www.godhatesgoths.com/godhateswomen.html

Before any of you get offended,

OK, not offended yet...

let me just state that God does NOT hate ALL women - just the vast majority. I estimate that on average 99.999% of ALL women born today are heading straight to Hell. The truth is that so many women are turning from God, and ignoring important Bible teachings about how they should act, how they should dress, how they should know their places.

The evils of Feminism, Woman's Liberation, Woman?s Rights and similar Nazi Organizations have filled so many of their silly little heads with pipe-dreams and nonsense, that many women foolishly believe their dreams are actually important. When women should be at home looking after the kids, many are out earning a living they have no rights to pursue, while their children suffer and their husbands are left unattended to.

*their silly little heads*

I never know if these sites are serious or not. For now, I'm assuming he's a reverent troll.

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Mrs Redeyes · Post by **Mrs Redeyes** » Mon Feb 09, 2009 10:40 am

From my Dad

Viz top Tips for the Credit Crunch:

"Householders: save electricity by simply shortening the cables to all your household electrical appliances"

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belchingmatt · Post by **belchingmatt** » Mon Feb 09, 2009 10:40 am

I lold

Probably a few years old but I saw this on free TV earlier and had to find it on youtube or elsewhere to share.

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Mrs Redeyes · Post by **Mrs Redeyes** » Mon Feb 09, 2009 10:43 am

JJW009 wrote:I never know if these sites are serious or not. For now, I'm assuming he's a reverent troll.

I actually couldn't bring myself to read the entire page. When people put that kind of opinion out there and don't make it clear whether they're joking or not it just makes me <img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/4013/140/emo/angry1.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='angry1.gif' />

Mr R and I both thought it sounded serious which does annoy me, especially with the stupid bigoted sexist idiots out there who lap this type of cr@p up.

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belchingmatt · Post by **belchingmatt** » Tue Feb 10, 2009 9:37 pm

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There are plenty more fish in the sea, get your tackle out and see what bites.

Divers go deeper and stay down for longer.

Post by **JJW009** » Tue Feb 10, 2009 10:12 pm

Mr Observant says "That bird has a sore throat."

I wonder if this will hot-link...

It's a virgin snow Madonna and baby, created by my old art teacher last week!

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Apparently, her nose is running now <img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' />

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Mrs Redeyes · Post by **Mrs Redeyes** » Wed Feb 18, 2009 9:33 pm

*Snigger*

So, Anyone going to watch that then?

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jonlumb · Post by **jonlumb** » Thu Feb 19, 2009 8:59 am

Mrs Redeyes wrote:*Snigger*

So, Anyone going to watch that then?

That looks soooooooo awesome!

I am there.

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Mrs Redeyes · Post by **Mrs Redeyes** » Fri Feb 20, 2009 8:20 am

One day my mother was out and my dad was in charge of me, I was maybe 2 years old and had just recovered from an accident. Someone had given me a little 'tea set' as a get-well gift and it was one of my favorite toys.

Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the evening news when I brought Daddy a little cup of 'tea', which was just water. After several cups of tea and lots of praise for such yummy tea, my Mum came home.

My Dad made her wait in the living room to watch me bring him a cup of tea, because it was 'just the cutest thing!' My Mom waited, and sure enough, here I come down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy and she watches him drink it up.

Then she says, (as only a mother would know.. )

'Did it ever occur to you that the only place she can reach to get water is the toilet?'

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<div class='signature'>"Why do the people who know the least, know it the loudest?"

"Illegitmi non carborundum est!"

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belchingmatt · Post by **belchingmatt** » Fri Feb 20, 2009 9:09 am

<img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /> LMFAO

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There are plenty more fish in the sea, get your tackle out and see what bites.

Divers go deeper and stay down for longer.