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I know this one has been done before, but not by me so I'll do it anyway.
Someone in the local park lost their dog about two months ago and put up signs stating this fact. I have just made and laminated my own sign to put next to theirs.
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There are plenty more fish in the sea, get your tackle out and see what bites.
Divers go deeper and stay down for longer.
Someone in the local park lost their dog about two months ago and put up signs stating this fact. I have just made and laminated my own sign to put next to theirs.
FOUND
BLACK LABRADOR PUPPY
ANSWERED TO NAME OF TYNOR
HE WAS SERVED UP IN A GARLIC, ONION, GINGER AND CHILLI SAUCE WITH EGG FRIED RICE AND PRAWN CRACKERS
THANK YOU VERY MUCH, HE WAS DELICIOUS
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<div class='signature'> I'm not addicted to porn, I'm addicted to masturbation. Porn is just an enabler.
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There are plenty more fish in the sea, get your tackle out and see what bites.
Divers go deeper and stay down for longer.
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I'm unsure how best to apply the word "taste" to that <!--emo&:lol:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /><!--endemo-->
I'm thinking of putting a sign up on my front lawn (that brown patch where I grow dandelions)
I like the ambiguity <!--emo&:P--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' /><!--endemo-->
I was thinking of photographing them; although to be honest I'd rather just shoot the owners with something they'd not soon forget! Not really the dogs fault, after all.
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I'm thinking of putting a sign up on my front lawn (that brown patch where I grow dandelions)
Owners of dogs fowling this property are warned that they will be shot on site.
I like the ambiguity <!--emo&:P--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' /><!--endemo-->
I was thinking of photographing them; although to be honest I'd rather just shoot the owners with something they'd not soon forget! Not really the dogs fault, after all.
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<img src='http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/9166/dscf4429abg4.th.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image'>
It didn't even last a day, some git took it down before I walked past it this evening.
I'll just have to make a couple more and superglue them next to the original, just in time for the fireworks display in the park on Saturday. <!--emo&:ninja:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/4013/140/emo/ninja.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='ninja.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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<div class='signature'> I'm not addicted to porn, I'm addicted to masturbation. Porn is just an enabler.
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There are plenty more fish in the sea, get your tackle out and see what bites.
Divers go deeper and stay down for longer.
It didn't even last a day, some git took it down before I walked past it this evening.
I'll just have to make a couple more and superglue them next to the original, just in time for the fireworks display in the park on Saturday. <!--emo&:ninja:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/4013/140/emo/ninja.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='ninja.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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<div class='signature'> I'm not addicted to porn, I'm addicted to masturbation. Porn is just an enabler.
<img src='http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y81/ma ... Threat.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image'>
There are plenty more fish in the sea, get your tackle out and see what bites.
Divers go deeper and stay down for longer.
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Don't get caught. People like puppies, so it's not likely to be a very popular joke and you'd be in for some stick.
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Matt, you are evil. Just think of the heartache you're causing to the poor people that lost their little puppy. <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif' /><!--endemo-->
You should be proud of yourself, that's brilliant. <img src='http://www.saabscene.com/forum/style_em ... umbsup.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image'>
You should be proud of yourself, that's brilliant. <img src='http://www.saabscene.com/forum/style_em ... umbsup.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image'>
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set up a small camera to film the poor owner when they read the note and youtube it
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Well it's gone now and I won't put up another one. I got the piccy and I'm sure that one will be enough.
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<div class='signature'> I'm not addicted to porn, I'm addicted to masturbation. Porn is just an enabler.
<img src='http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y81/ma ... Threat.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image'>
There are plenty more fish in the sea, get your tackle out and see what bites.
Divers go deeper and stay down for longer.
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<div class='signature'> I'm not addicted to porn, I'm addicted to masturbation. Porn is just an enabler.
<img src='http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y81/ma ... Threat.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image'>
There are plenty more fish in the sea, get your tackle out and see what bites.
Divers go deeper and stay down for longer.
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How mean should I /b/?
Clicky
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<div class='signature'> I'm not addicted to porn, I'm addicted to masturbation. Porn is just an enabler.
<img src='http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y81/ma ... Threat.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image'>
There are plenty more fish in the sea, get your tackle out and see what bites.
Divers go deeper and stay down for longer.
Clicky
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<div class='signature'> I'm not addicted to porn, I'm addicted to masturbation. Porn is just an enabler.
<img src='http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y81/ma ... Threat.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image'>
There are plenty more fish in the sea, get your tackle out and see what bites.
Divers go deeper and stay down for longer.
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I'm not getting a lot of positive feedback so I may have crossed the line. I do have a few loyal mates who have appreciated it though.
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<div class='signature'> I'm not addicted to porn, I'm addicted to masturbation. Porn is just an enabler.
<img src='http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y81/ma ... Threat.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image'>
There are plenty more fish in the sea, get your tackle out and see what bites.
Divers go deeper and stay down for longer.
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<div class='signature'> I'm not addicted to porn, I'm addicted to masturbation. Porn is just an enabler.
<img src='http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y81/ma ... Threat.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image'>
There are plenty more fish in the sea, get your tackle out and see what bites.
Divers go deeper and stay down for longer.