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We've got some auditors in today. They are both quite young but one of them is female and exceptionally good looking.
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Divers go deeper and stay down for longer.
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Is she going to be inspecting your equipment?
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She's going to be looking at the finances and not the hardware. Although if her calculator breaks I can lend her my slide rule. <!--emo&:lol:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /><!--endemo-->
Actually the real bonus will be having them sat in front ans away from me tomorrow. <!--emo&:rolleyes:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/rolleyes.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='rolleyes.gif' /><!--endemo-->
We've also got a guy in setting up new phones for the new bodies. I'm having fun with a 12.1" latitude 430.
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There are plenty more fish in the sea, get your tackle out and see what bites.
Divers go deeper and stay down for longer.
Actually the real bonus will be having them sat in front ans away from me tomorrow. <!--emo&:rolleyes:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/rolleyes.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='rolleyes.gif' /><!--endemo-->
We've also got a guy in setting up new phones for the new bodies. I'm having fun with a 12.1" latitude 430.
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<div class='signature'> I'm not addicted to porn, I'm addicted to masturbation. Porn is just an enabler.
<img src='http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y81/ma ... Threat.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image'>
There are plenty more fish in the sea, get your tackle out and see what bites.
Divers go deeper and stay down for longer.
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This auditor really is pleasing on the eyes. She's had her hair styled a different way every day so far and she carries herself pretty well in business wear. The only thing I'm not to sure of are the 4" heels.
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<div class='signature'> I'm not addicted to porn, I'm addicted to masturbation. Porn is just an enabler.
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There are plenty more fish in the sea, get your tackle out and see what bites.
Divers go deeper and stay down for longer.
This auditor really is pleasing on the eyes. She's had her hair styled a different way every day so far and she carries herself pretty well in business wear. The only thing I'm not to sure of are the 4" heels.
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<div class='signature'> I'm not addicted to porn, I'm addicted to masturbation. Porn is just an enabler.
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There are plenty more fish in the sea, get your tackle out and see what bites.
Divers go deeper and stay down for longer.
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She has straight hair today. I'm almost tempted to ask her how many styles she uses on a regular basis.
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<div class='signature'> I'm not addicted to porn, I'm addicted to masturbation. Porn is just an enabler.
<img src='http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y81/ma ... Threat.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image'>
There are plenty more fish in the sea, get your tackle out and see what bites.
Divers go deeper and stay down for longer.
She has straight hair today. I'm almost tempted to ask her how many styles she uses on a regular basis.
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<div class='signature'> I'm not addicted to porn, I'm addicted to masturbation. Porn is just an enabler.
<img src='http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y81/ma ... Threat.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image'>
There are plenty more fish in the sea, get your tackle out and see what bites.
Divers go deeper and stay down for longer.
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I've been staring at someone's behind all day. <!--emo&:$--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/4013/140/emo/blush.jpg' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='blush.jpg' /><!--endemo-->
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<div class='signature'> I'm not addicted to porn, I'm addicted to masturbation. Porn is just an enabler.
<img src='http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y81/ma ... Threat.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image'>
There are plenty more fish in the sea, get your tackle out and see what bites.
Divers go deeper and stay down for longer.
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<div class='signature'> I'm not addicted to porn, I'm addicted to masturbation. Porn is just an enabler.
<img src='http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y81/ma ... Threat.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image'>
There are plenty more fish in the sea, get your tackle out and see what bites.
Divers go deeper and stay down for longer.
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I've got an auditor coming in all next week. <!--emo&:(--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/sad.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='sad.gif' /><!--endemo-->
I get the feeling he won't be quite as pleasant to look at as yours though! <!--emo&:lol:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /><!--endemo-->
I get the feeling he won't be quite as pleasant to look at as yours though! <!--emo&:lol:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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This is getting to much (well almost) I am so distracted that I've hardly done any work today. As well as the 5'6" size 8 frame with shoulder length brunette hair I am now being tantalised by a bare midriff. Now with all of this on heels involved in lots of bending you can see why I'm not getting anything done.
Would it be bad to take a candid picture? <!--emo&:lol:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /><!--endemo-->
I'm not sure if I'll get a chance to actually as this may be their last day on site. There could be a chance of some of them being in on Friday though so may have to make sure I have a cam handy. The one I used to film the rabbit scenario would be best and I could make up a little housing for it tomorrow.
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<div class='signature'> I'm not addicted to porn, I'm addicted to masturbation. Porn is just an enabler.
<img src='http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y81/ma ... Threat.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image'>
There are plenty more fish in the sea, get your tackle out and see what bites.
Divers go deeper and stay down for longer.
Would it be bad to take a candid picture? <!--emo&:lol:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /><!--endemo-->
I'm not sure if I'll get a chance to actually as this may be their last day on site. There could be a chance of some of them being in on Friday though so may have to make sure I have a cam handy. The one I used to film the rabbit scenario would be best and I could make up a little housing for it tomorrow.
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<div class='signature'> I'm not addicted to porn, I'm addicted to masturbation. Porn is just an enabler.
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There are plenty more fish in the sea, get your tackle out and see what bites.
Divers go deeper and stay down for longer.
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Pics or it didn't happen. <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif' /><!--endemo-->belchingmatt wrote:Would it be bad to take a candid picture? <!--emo&:lol:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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I think technically;belchingmatt wrote:Would it be bad to take a candid picture? <!--emo&:lol:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /><!--endemo-->
I'm not sure if I'll get a chance to actually as this may be their last day on site. There could be a chance of some of them being in on Friday though so may have to make sure I have a cam handy. The one I used to film the rabbit scenario would be best and I could make up a little housing for it tomorrow.
That's stalking <!--emo&:lol:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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A challenger appears. <!--emo&--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/4013/140/emo/rofl.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='rofl.gif' /><!--endemo-->RedeyesUK wrote:Pics or it didn't happen. <!--emo&;)--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/wink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wink.gif' /><!--endemo-->belchingmatt wrote:Would it be bad to take a candid picture? <!--emo&:lol:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /><!--endemo-->
Apparently they may be here on Friday and even next week. How long does it take to do an audit ffs? Not that I'm complaining.
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Don't just sit there drooling! Ask her out for coffee or something!!
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Sage0_Koneko_0 wrote:Don't just sit there drooling! Ask her out for coffee or something!!
Great advice, and I know I should do, but when the time comes.....
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Divers go deeper and stay down for longer.
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Just don't make any jokes about auditing, saucy or otherwise. She's heard them before <!--emo&:lol:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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That's normally my opening line when I talk to the opposite sex. <!--emo&:lol:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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<div class='signature'> I'm not addicted to porn, I'm addicted to masturbation. Porn is just an enabler.
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There are plenty more fish in the sea, get your tackle out and see what bites.
Divers go deeper and stay down for longer.
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That's normally my opening line when I talk to the opposite sex. <!--emo&:lol:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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<div class='signature'> I'm not addicted to porn, I'm addicted to masturbation. Porn is just an enabler.
<img src='http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y81/ma ... Threat.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image'>
There are plenty more fish in the sea, get your tackle out and see what bites.
Divers go deeper and stay down for longer.