Telford
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Telford
So what is it with Telford?
Over the last couple of weeks I've noticed that pr0n and torrent sites are telling me that there are hot and horny women gagging for it in Telford.
Why Telford, are there no men there? Is that why they are so horny?
Anyway if you follow the links you soon see other cities such as Manc and Soton, but for the love of chuck norris why Telford?
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Over the last couple of weeks I've noticed that pr0n and torrent sites are telling me that there are hot and horny women gagging for it in Telford.
Why Telford, are there no men there? Is that why they are so horny?
Anyway if you follow the links you soon see other cities such as Manc and Soton, but for the love of chuck norris why Telford?
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There are plenty more fish in the sea, get your tackle out and see what bites.
Divers go deeper and stay down for longer.
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Telford
its a hot bed of slutty behavior <!--emo&--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/4013/140/emo/rofl.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='rofl.gif' /><!--endemo-->
I take it you've never been to telford (its like slough) <!--emo&--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/4013/140/emo/violin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='violin.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--emo&:ninja:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/4013/140/emo/ninja.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='ninja.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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I take it you've never been to telford (its like slough) <!--emo&--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/4013/140/emo/violin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='violin.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--emo&:ninja:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/4013/140/emo/ninja.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='ninja.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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Telford
I always get Maidenhead.
It's the town nearest to the internet hub you connect to - they relate to your IP address.
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It's the town nearest to the internet hub you connect to - they relate to your IP address.
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Telford
I use the maidenhead hub for speedtest.net and surely Telford is better for you. Or are we connected to those because of the ISP?
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There are plenty more fish in the sea, get your tackle out and see what bites.
Divers go deeper and stay down for longer.
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<div class='signature'> I'm not addicted to porn, I'm addicted to masturbation. Porn is just an enabler.
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There are plenty more fish in the sea, get your tackle out and see what bites.
Divers go deeper and stay down for longer.
Telford
It's down to the ISP and it often makes no sense!
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Telford
What makes it worse is that some of them a real munters. <!--emo&:lol:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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<div class='signature'> I'm not addicted to porn, I'm addicted to masturbation. Porn is just an enabler.
<img src='http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y81/ma ... Threat.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image'>
There are plenty more fish in the sea, get your tackle out and see what bites.
Divers go deeper and stay down for longer.
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<div class='signature'> I'm not addicted to porn, I'm addicted to masturbation. Porn is just an enabler.
<img src='http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y81/ma ... Threat.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image'>
There are plenty more fish in the sea, get your tackle out and see what bites.
Divers go deeper and stay down for longer.
Telford
I want to go back to Telford. There's a girl in the call centre at Shropshire Star that I can't get out of my head <!--emo&:$--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/4013/140/emo/blush.jpg' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='blush.jpg' /><!--endemo-->
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