The silliest thing you saw today?

jonlumb · Post by **jonlumb** » Mon Jul 21, 2008 8:41 pm

Mrs Redeyes wrote:As a card-carrying corset wearer I wonder how she managed it! <img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/ohmy.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='ohmy.gif' />

Photos or it didn't happen. <img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/blink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='blink.gif' />

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Mrs Redeyes · Post by **Mrs Redeyes** » Tue Jul 22, 2008 5:51 pm

jonlumb wrote:
Mrs Redeyes wrote:As a card-carrying corset wearer I wonder how she managed it!  <img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/ohmy.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='ohmy.gif' />
Photos or it didn't happen. <img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/blink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='blink.gif' />

Of me?

Or her?

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If it's the former you can check out the Summer Ball pictures on my LJ. If it's the latter I have none ....

Perhaps it was just my kinked out freaky imagination??

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Mrs Redeyes · Post by **Mrs Redeyes** » Tue Jul 22, 2008 6:26 pm

Driving through Cotgrave (leetle village on my way back here) I had my windows open and no radio for a change because Steve Wright had Katie Price on and I can't stand listening to her talk...

Old bloke, on a beaten-up old bike, pootling along very slowly, wearing a yellow fluorescent jacket, singing "Nessun Dorma" at the top of his lungs as he cycled.

He had a damned good voice too <img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/huh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='huh.gif' />

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jonlumb · Post by **jonlumb** » Tue Jul 22, 2008 6:40 pm

Mrs Redeyes wrote:Driving through Cotgrave (leetle village on my way back here) I had my windows open and no radio for a change because Steve Wright had Katie Price on and I can't stand listening to her talk...

Old bloke, on a beaten-up old bike, pootling along very slowly, wearing a yellow fluorescent jacket, singing "Nessun Dorma" at the top of his lungs as he cycled.

He had a damned good voice too <img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/huh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='huh.gif' />

Agreed on Katie Price. Tart

Somewhat jealous of your hearing the old bloke, that sounds like a very high quality moment.

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paulpowers · Post by **paulpowers** » Wed Jul 23, 2008 6:41 am

when I walked out of court a few years back on my 1 and only trip into the dock as the accused there was a tramp out side drinking tenents super singing Easy

sounded better then the Faith no more version and I was amazed

in answer to the corset question I put my knee on my wifes back to pull it tight (the corset)

[TOPIC]why does every one mourn Heath Ledger when its just another junkie gone are going to do the same with Amy winehouse in a few years

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jonlumb · Post by **jonlumb** » Wed Jul 23, 2008 5:05 pm

paulpowers wrote:when I walked out of court a few years back on my 1 and only trip into the dock as the accused there was a tramp out side drinking tenents super singing Easy

sounded better then the Faith no more version and I was amazed

in answer to the corset question I put my knee on my wifes back to pull it tight (the corset)

[TOPIC]why does every one mourn Heath Ledger when its just another junkie gone are going to do the same with Amy winehouse in a few years

Out of slightly morbid curiousity, what were you up for and which way did it go?

And yeah, Heath Ledger, what gives?

Still hope The Dark Night is good mind, although he is competing with Jack Nicholson which is a very dangerous thing to do.

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paulpowers · Post by **paulpowers** » Thu Jul 24, 2008 1:38 pm

Was up for possession of cannabis I got 12 months conditional discharge

Dark knight is good but no way oscar worthy

*Cough COUGH

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Post by **JJW009** » Mon Jul 28, 2008 8:47 pm

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Freebo · Post by **Freebo** » Tue Jul 29, 2008 7:34 am

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Post by **JJW009** » Wed Jul 30, 2008 3:53 am

This made me lol:

[quote=""Big_Adam""][quote=""eddie543""]people should stop worshiping god on a sunday because its not nice on his day off.[/quote]

It's alright, he has Pray+. It's like Sky+. Records all the important stuff.[/quote]

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Mrs Redeyes · Post by **Mrs Redeyes** » Wed Jul 30, 2008 10:13 am

Driving to work this morning I saw a low-loader flatbed artic parked half on the hard shoulder and half in a ditch, precariously leaning over towards the ditch.

Over the fence on the other side of the ditch, in the field by the side of the M42, looking just as though it belonged there was a house, upside down!!

Trying to imagine a scenario where the front of the truck falling into the ditch, catapulted the house onto it's roof into the field without disturbing anything else <img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' />

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paulpowers · Post by **paulpowers** » Sat Aug 02, 2008 8:58 am

OMFG REAL ZOMBIES

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brataccas · Post by **brataccas** » Tue Aug 05, 2008 10:31 am

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belchingmatt · Post by **belchingmatt** » Tue Aug 05, 2008 12:51 pm

brataccas wrote:new sig <img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/4013/140/emo/eusa_whistle.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='eusa_whistle.gif' />

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Mrs Redeyes · Post by **Mrs Redeyes** » Tue Aug 05, 2008 1:08 pm

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