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The silliest thing you saw today?
I don't know who last logged into the Q3 server; but I just finished the game off. Check out the scores <!--emo&:lol:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /><!--endemo-->
I think I need to load a more BOT friendly level. The stupid things just keep falling off the edges!! Maybe I should increase their IQ a bit too <!--emo&:lol:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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Item: 0 weapon_railgun
Item: 1 weapon_bfg
Item: 4 item_health
Item: 4 item_health
Item: 3 weapon_railgun
Kill: 1022 2 22: <world> killed Klesk by MOD_TRIGGER_HURT
Item: 1 weapon_railgun
Item: 0 item_health_large
Kill: 4 1 10: Qd2 DEATH! killed Bones by MOD_RAILGUN
Exit: Fraglimit hit.
score: 20 ping: 1 client: 4 Qd2 DEATH!
score: -1678 ping: 0 client: 0 Xaero
score: -2685 ping: 0 client: 2 Klesk
score: -2737 ping: 0 client: 1 Bones
score: -2906 ping: 0 client: 3 Uriel
broadcast: print "Qd2 DEATH! hit the fraglimit.\n"
say: Uriel: Perhaps there's rest, at last.
Uriel: Perhaps there's rest, at last.
say: Bones: Wooo! Snapped me like a dry bone.
Bones: Wooo! Snapped me like a dry bone.
say: Bones: And here I was hoping to finish in a dead heat.
Bones: And here I was hoping to finish in a dead heat.
broadcast: print "Qd2 DEATH! disconnected\n"
ClientDisconnect: 4
I think I need to load a more BOT friendly level. The stupid things just keep falling off the edges!! Maybe I should increase their IQ a bit too <!--emo&:lol:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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I was having a go last night - I got my 20 frags then quit. I was just camped by the bit where the railgun spawns, picking the bots off as they ran up to the launch ramp. It kept me entertained for about 5 minutes! <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->
I was having a go last night - I got my 20 frags then quit. I was just camped by the bit where the railgun spawns, picking the bots off as they ran up to the launch ramp. It kept me entertained for about 5 minutes! <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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Sanitised pr0n.
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<div class='signature'> I'm not addicted to porn, I'm addicted to masturbation. Porn is just an enabler.
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There are plenty more fish in the sea, get your tackle out and see what bites.
Divers go deeper and stay down for longer.
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<div class='signature'> I'm not addicted to porn, I'm addicted to masturbation. Porn is just an enabler.
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There are plenty more fish in the sea, get your tackle out and see what bites.
Divers go deeper and stay down for longer.
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I have just spent ?25,000 of someone else's money, and it feels good. <!--emo&:lol:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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<div class='signature'> I'm not addicted to porn, I'm addicted to masturbation. Porn is just an enabler.
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There are plenty more fish in the sea, get your tackle out and see what bites.
Divers go deeper and stay down for longer.
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<div class='signature'> I'm not addicted to porn, I'm addicted to masturbation. Porn is just an enabler.
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There are plenty more fish in the sea, get your tackle out and see what bites.
Divers go deeper and stay down for longer.
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<div class='signature'> I'm not addicted to porn, I'm addicted to masturbation. Porn is just an enabler.
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There are plenty more fish in the sea, get your tackle out and see what bites.
Divers go deeper and stay down for longer.
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<div class='signature'> I'm not addicted to porn, I'm addicted to masturbation. Porn is just an enabler.
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There are plenty more fish in the sea, get your tackle out and see what bites.
Divers go deeper and stay down for longer.
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That looks explosive.
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There are plenty more fish in the sea, get your tackle out and see what bites.
Divers go deeper and stay down for longer.
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That looks explosive.
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<div class='signature'> I'm not addicted to porn, I'm addicted to masturbation. Porn is just an enabler.
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There are plenty more fish in the sea, get your tackle out and see what bites.
Divers go deeper and stay down for longer.
The silliest thing you saw today?
Shart!
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Here it is on Youtube
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<div class='signature'> I'm not addicted to porn, I'm addicted to masturbation. Porn is just an enabler.
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There are plenty more fish in the sea, get your tackle out and see what bites.
Divers go deeper and stay down for longer.
Here it is on Youtube
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There are plenty more fish in the sea, get your tackle out and see what bites.
Divers go deeper and stay down for longer.
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This is the clan page for a group of inbreds who decided to post crap at the forum of the clan I'm in (Yes I am [EZE]_TC) I don't think they expected the response <!--emo&:lol:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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This is the clan page for a group of inbreds who decided to post crap at the forum of the clan I'm in (Yes I am [EZE]_TC) I don't think they expected the response <!--emo&:lol:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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I've been trying to write a wee proggy that counts open windows. Sounds simple. I always work from example code; and here's the bit in the Microsoft MSDN Library about the function I'm using. Note the bits I've underlined!!!
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The EnumWindows function will enumerate all the top-level windows and, for each window, do whatever you tell it to do. The C prototype looks like this:
BOOL EnumWindows( WNDENUMPROC lpEnumFunc, // Pointer to callback function LPARAM lParam); // Application-defined value
WNDENUMPROC is an unintelligible typedef that looks something like a spilled bucket of worms:
typedef BOOL (CALLBACK* WNDENUMPROC)(HWND, LPARAM);
To summarize, this is what C calls a function pointer type. It means that the EnumWindows function expects the address of a function that returns BOOL and has two parameters?an HWND and an LPARAM. The C compiler will not accept anything else?it will fail, for example, if it gets the address of a function that takes three arguments or returns a double type. When Windows receives a call to EnumWindows, it will iterate through its internal window list and call the given function pointer with the appropriate arguments for each window. It will accept a BOOL return that indicates whether to keep iterating. You define the function and pass its address.
Of course, under the surface, a pointer is a pointer. If you could get past C?s type protection, you could pass EnumWindows the address of a function with ten arguments, or the address of an array of Variants, or the address of a String of graffiti. EnumWindows would pass control to whatever junk happened to be at the address you passed it, and after doing a few random things, it would crash. But of course a thing like that couldn?t happen in Basic because Basic is a type-safe language. Or at least it used to be.
In this case, Visual Basic is a lot less type-safe than C or C++. The Declare for EnumWindows looks like this:
Public Declare Function EnumWindows Lib "USER32" ( _ ByVal lpEnumFunc As Long, lParam As Any) As Long
Notice that all that wimpy nonsense about return values and parameter types is gone. The address of lpEnumFunc is a Long containing a pointer?just like in assembly language. The lParam is an LPARAM in C, which is just a typedef for Long, but that?s OK because C allows us to typecast that Long to an address, a string, or whatever other data we want. The Basic equivalent is to use As Any by reference so that you can pass anything. The Windows API type library defines LPARAM as LPVOID?the type library equivalent of As Any (see ?Type Variables,? page 69).
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The silliest thing you saw today?
I've just been doing some residency forms and I came up to one question as follows:
Dates? They want dates of every time I've had a drink or a smoke? What ever next?
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( c ) Do you consume alcohol?
( d ) Do you smoke, or have you ever smoked?
If you answered 'YES' to any of the questions, you must provide all of the relevant details, including dates.
Dates? They want dates of every time I've had a drink or a smoke? What ever next?
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There are plenty more fish in the sea, get your tackle out and see what bites.
Divers go deeper and stay down for longer.
The silliest thing you saw today?
LOL. That does seem silly. I tried Googling to see if anyone else had commented, with no luck. Did find a lot of people making big choices though:
http://www.expatfocus.com/index.php?name=F...ewtopic&t=11421
Sorry; not silly.
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http://www.expatfocus.com/index.php?name=F...ewtopic&t=11421
Sorry; not silly.
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The silliest thing you saw today?
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