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Post by belchingmatt » Mon Dec 20, 2010 7:44 pm

Should have mentioned that the letter above may be a little old, as apparently now you can get almost anybody to sign off a photo.



Also, talking of photos I had a set taken today. I also had a few taken a couple of months ago that for a few reasons may not be acceptable. I.e. shadows, darkness, size etc. Anyway, bearing in mind that I need to get an Aussie passport and UK drivers licence I decided to get a set. I already had 6 that may fail for the reasons mentioned and passed by a shop in London earlier that said they could do Aussie passports.



In all I'll be sending either 1 or 2 of each set of the photos I have to each respective agency, once they've been certified of course, I'll let the beauraucrats decide on which ones to use. Well except where they expect me to stick a single photo in the designated space on the application form.



As you can see the previous post was absolutely spot on, why do the fuckers make something so simple so fluffy wuffy hard to achieve, and then make you pay for it with a pound of flesh?



What with all of the problems with scanners mentioned elsewhere wouldn't it just be better to get everyone who wants to travel to hug a side of bacon instead. Therefore no muslims travel and the world would be a safer place.



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Post by Mrs Redeyes » Tue Dec 21, 2010 10:46 am

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Post by belchingmatt » Tue Dec 21, 2010 2:03 pm

Should I know either of those women?




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Post by Mrs Redeyes » Tue Dec 21, 2010 2:43 pm

I wouldn't expect you to know the top woman, I didn't until I was sitting next to Nic who was watching "I'm a Celebrity, Get me out of here" but I would expect you to know Nigella Lawson.... Even *I* know Nigella Lawson!! <!--emo&B)--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/cool.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='cool.gif' /><!--endemo-->




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Post by belchingmatt » Tue Dec 21, 2010 5:59 pm

I know the name and in many other pictures I could point her out. I'm not sure about the likeness in that photo though. <!--emo&:unsure:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/unsure.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='unsure.gif' /><!--endemo-->



I remember watching her on TV once, never again. :angry:




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Post by jonlumb » Tue Dec 21, 2010 10:07 pm

I'm guessing the first one is Gillian McKeith.



Please note the total absence of the word 'Dr' from her name. She's not, she's fluffy wuffy fraud. Ben Goldacre (of Bad Science fame) has a cat who has all the medical qualifications that McKeith has.




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Post by JJW009 » Tue Dec 21, 2010 11:55 pm

I recognised the domestic goddess, although I do question how old she is in that picture. If that's a recent photo then I wonder how much make-up and / or surgery is required to look like that?



I've actually watched her show twice recently, and both times I ended up making what she showed! She's good for a giggle too, provided you like lashings of innuendo.


jonlumb wrote:I'm guessing the first one is Gillian McKeith.



Please note the total absence of the word 'Dr' from her name.&nbsp; She's not, she's fluffy wuffy fraud.&nbsp; Ben Goldacre (of Bad Science fame) has a cat who has all the medical qualifications that McKeith has.
If you Google her name, there's a Grauniad article in third place which is highly relevant.



I didn't recognise her either, but I do now. She's the crazy scat woman.



<a href='http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2007/fe ... ising.food' target='_blank' rel='nofollow'>http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2007/fe ... ng.food</a>


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Post by RedeyesUK » Thu Dec 23, 2010 8:23 pm

My BS detector is quite twitchy on this one, but I so want it to be true (it's a lot of work for a hoax...)



<a href='http://www.curtisgotslappedbyawhiteteacher.com/' target='_blank' rel='nofollow'>http://www.curtisgotslappedbyawhiteteacher.com/</a>



It's a long read, but worth it. Basically:
  • Kid gets slapped in the face by a teacher at school
  • Mother gets mad (fair enough) and writes a 40 page letter with a list of demands for compensation, mainly playing the race card.
The good stuff starts on page 8.





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Post by belchingmatt » Fri Dec 24, 2010 8:45 am

Curtis getting slapped has been an article on ED for a week or so now.




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Post by JJW009 » Thu Jan 06, 2011 12:12 am

Posted by Prof on the other plaice, as you can tell by the PB address lol:



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Post by RedeyesUK » Mon Jan 10, 2011 9:33 am

I got a new phone just before Christmas, and a customer survey thingy came through on my email this morning.

Being a Monday morning and having nothing more interesting to do, I thought I'd take it. It was the usual stuff, until it came to the accessories I'd used. It then came up with this blinder:



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How do I even answer that? It's a USB cable FFS. <!--emo&:rolleyes:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/rolleyes.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='rolleyes.gif' /><!--endemo--> If it wasn't absolutely perfect for what it does, then it would be defective and I'd take it back. <!--emo&:lol:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /><!--endemo-->
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Post by RedeyesUK » Tue Jan 11, 2011 5:08 pm

Headline fail (or is it a win?):



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Post by Mrs Redeyes » Fri Jan 14, 2011 9:06 am

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Post by RedeyesUK » Wed Jan 19, 2011 1:50 pm

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Post by belchingmatt » Wed Jan 19, 2011 2:56 pm

Nice find Red.





I've been laughing at this one all day.





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