The silliest thing you saw today?

Post by **JJW009** » Fri Feb 20, 2009 9:19 am

Well if it's good enough for the dog <img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' />

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Post by **JJW009** » Sat Feb 21, 2009 2:01 am

The Lawyer wrote:"The prosecutor must show that [the Pirate Bay] has interacted with the user King Kong, who may very well be found in the jungles of Cambodia,"

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http://www.pcpro.co.uk/news/247958/pirate-...ts-defence.html

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paulpowers · Post by **paulpowers** » Sat Feb 21, 2009 7:13 am

www.ifpi.org

I like the way that the ifpi has been ddos'd since the case started

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Post by **JJW009** » Tue Mar 03, 2009 1:05 am

Apparently, PB is DDOSed right now.

In other news, Off Jogging asked for advice on what to do when bored. Big Adam replied:

I find that making life and death situations between waffles in my pocket dimension toward the outer edge of the Nimh arm of the galaxy keeps me heavily entertained.

Use my standard steam powered roto-throm-nambulator I crack open a hold in space and time remembering to keep the comic aether in a jar for later use and replacement as that stuff doesn't grow on trees (Well, it kind of does. The comic aether is made by a select tree very similar to a large 300 year old oak tree called a Cornapopus. The tree is harvested yearly on the planet Klom by the inhabitants (Nice folk is a bit short and purple) who harvest the aether using a weird machine made from 8 toaster and 3 coffee machines which I supply them with. When they have the cosmic aether it's there poured into the infinity void and replenishes the cosmos and space time, but that's really neither here nor there),

Anywho, once I open my hold in space time I set my waffles down then give them 50,000 volts as well as giving them the "Special 23" treatment which composes of using a glue of unbound DNA and bombarding the waffles with the number 23 in binary form in any and all transmission types.

Once the waffles start to animated (in the third stage of life) the have a rough and edgy style that make them massively entertaining to watch. You set an egg Mc Muffin egg bit between them and they lurch towards each other and fight to the death. Winner gets to evolve more (on the planet of Threll, 4 light years from Klom and two worm holes from Nippis4) and start a family (they're oddly political and have a good social system but the older ones tend to go a bit odd later in life) and the looser gets to be eaten for tea.

They have a weird anti-aging thing so I eat half and send the rest to beauty companies who pulp it and put tiny amounts into SOME products to sell to the masses.

It's a hobby.

I'm rather impressed, that's quite a speech. I wouldn't mind a little of that comic aether. I wonder if I can get some from Amazon..?

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belchingmatt · Post by **belchingmatt** » Wed Mar 04, 2009 8:18 am

<img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/4013/140/emo/wtf.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='wtf.gif' />

I think Adam should write a book of weird short stories.

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Srsly!!!

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There are plenty more fish in the sea, get your tackle out and see what bites.

Divers go deeper and stay down for longer.

Mrs Redeyes · Post by **Mrs Redeyes** » Wed Mar 04, 2009 9:33 am

European Truck Trailers

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Mrs Redeyes · Post by **Mrs Redeyes** » Fri Mar 06, 2009 9:44 am

Heard Today

"At first, I thought the Bee Gees were singing in my fridge..........But then I realised it was just Chives Talking"

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Post by **JJW009** » Fri Mar 06, 2009 8:08 pm

angry camels in a car

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jonlumb · Post by **jonlumb** » Sat Mar 07, 2009 10:10 am

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Mrs Redeyes · Post by **Mrs Redeyes** » Mon Mar 09, 2009 12:38 pm

A crowded Virgin flight was cancelled after Virgin's 767s had been withdrawn from service. A single attendant was rebooking a long line of inconvenienced travellers. Suddenly an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk.He slapped his ticket down on the counter and said, "I HAVE to be on this flight and it HAS to be FIRST CLASS".

The attendant replied, "I'm sorry, sir. I'll be happy to try to help you, but I've got to help these people first, and I'm sure we'll be able to work something out." The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly,so that the passengers behind him could hear,

"DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?"

Without hesitating, the attendant smiled and grabbed her public address microphone: "May I have your attention please, may I have your attention please," she began - her voice heard clearly throughout the terminal. "We have a passenger here at Desk 14 WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS. If anyone can help him find his identity, please come to Desk 14." With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically, the man glared at the Virgin attendant, gritted his teeth and said, "F... You!"

Without flinching, she smiled and said, "I'm sorry, sir, but you'll have to get in line for that too."

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paulpowers · Post by **paulpowers** » Mon Mar 09, 2009 4:23 pm

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Mrs Redeyes · Post by **Mrs Redeyes** » Wed Mar 11, 2009 8:14 pm

This is why you should always twirl once in the mirror before going out

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Post by **JJW009** » Wed Mar 11, 2009 8:20 pm

Looking on a job site:

Specifically we need Moodle Administration and PHP skills

Moodle. I had to look that up. It's not as silly as it sounds.

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RedeyesUK · Post by **RedeyesUK** » Wed Mar 11, 2009 8:34 pm

[quote=""FF right-click""]Search Google for "Moodle"[/quote]

Now that sounds pretty silly. <img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' />

Post by **JJW009** » Fri Mar 13, 2009 12:42 am

timark on the other place wrote: wrote:I just banned the user 'staff'.

I wonder if that'll cause problems?

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