The silliest thing you saw today?

[belchingmatt]

<img src='http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w165 ... rsKill.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image'>

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<div class='signature'> I'm not addicted to porn, I'm addicted to masturbation. Porn is just an enabler.



<img src='http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y81/ma ... Threat.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image'>

There are plenty more fish in the sea, get your tackle out and see what bites.



Divers go deeper and stay down for longer.

[Mrs Redeyes]

When you really shouldn't hyphenate your name....



<img src='http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w165/Zahryn/Silli Plaice/Hyphenation.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image'>




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<div class='signature'>"Why do the people who know the least, know it the loudest?"



"Illegitmi non carborundum est!"



<img src='http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w165 ... Icon-1.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image'>

[JJW009]

As you all know, I spend my spare time stalking my crazy ex girlfriend. Today I checked out her little brother and sisters home pages, and found this comment amusing:

Disclaimer!



The thoughts and views on this page are the views of a six year old boy. Do not take them as fact >_>

I need a disclaimer like that for here <!--emo&:lol:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /><!--endemo-->




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<div class='signature'> <img src='http://myanimelist.net/signature/JJW009.png' border='0' alt='user posted image'> ??? <img src='http://imagegen.last.fm/LastfmMyspace/oartists/5/JJW009.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image'>

[jonlumb]

As you all know, I spend my spare time stalking my crazy ex girlfriend. Today I checked out her little brother and sisters home pages, and found this comment amusing:

Disclaimer!



The thoughts and views on this page are the views of a six year old boy. Do not take them as fact >_>

I need a disclaimer like that for here <!--emo&:lol:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/laugh.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='laugh.gif' /><!--endemo-->

That's very good indeed.




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<div class='signature'> I can feel bits of my brain falling away like pieces of wet cake.

[paulpowers]

is this lady K's little brother <!--emo&:o--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/ohmy.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='ohmy.gif' /><!--endemo-->

stalking children on the internet has a name <img src='http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/2502/pbzm3.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image'>



why isnt that a smilie




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<div class='signature'> Dreams come at the cost of reality

[Mrs Redeyes]

<img src='http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w165/Zahryn/Silli Plaice/Huge.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image'>



<img src='http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w165/Zahryn/Silli Plaice/WTF.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image'>



*Snigger*




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<div class='signature'>"Why do the people who know the least, know it the loudest?"



"Illegitmi non carborundum est!"



<img src='http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w165 ... Icon-1.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image'>

[Mrs Redeyes]

Ok, it was actually yesterday but....



<img src='http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w165/Zahryn/Silli Plaice/Georgia.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image'>




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<div class='signature'>"Why do the people who know the least, know it the loudest?"



"Illegitmi non carborundum est!"



<img src='http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w165 ... Icon-1.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image'>

[belchingmatt]

<img src='http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y81/ma ... ed/JOL.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image'>



And just because I found it in my photobucket account by chance.



<img src='http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y81/ma ... Hottub.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image'>




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<div class='signature'> I'm not addicted to porn, I'm addicted to masturbation. Porn is just an enabler.



<img src='http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y81/ma ... Threat.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image'>

There are plenty more fish in the sea, get your tackle out and see what bites.



Divers go deeper and stay down for longer.

[Big_Adam]

<img src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v630/ ... approx.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image'>




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<div class='signature'> <img src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v630/ ... 722080.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image'>

[JJW009]

Sadly, I can relate to that <!--emo&:blink:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/blink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='blink.gif' /><!--endemo-->




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<div class='signature'> <img src='http://myanimelist.net/signature/JJW009.png' border='0' alt='user posted image'> ??? <img src='http://imagegen.last.fm/LastfmMyspace/oartists/5/JJW009.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image'>

[belchingmatt]

<!--emo&--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/4013/140/emo/rofl.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='rofl.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--emo&--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/4013/140/emo/shit.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='shit.gif' /><!--endemo-->




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<div class='signature'> I'm not addicted to porn, I'm addicted to masturbation. Porn is just an enabler.



<img src='http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y81/ma ... Threat.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image'>

There are plenty more fish in the sea, get your tackle out and see what bites.



Divers go deeper and stay down for longer.

[Mrs Redeyes]

My spam folder today contains the following email titles:



- Spears Checks Self Into Rehab - Blames Hilton For Bad Haircut

- Paris Hilton Finds God: God Issues Denial

- Epidemic Breaks Out in Prisons After Paris Hilton's Release

- Lindsay Lohan Arrested For Emulating Paris Hilton



I could get used to this "one-spam-a-day" thing <!--emo&:D--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo-->




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<div class='signature'>"Why do the people who know the least, know it the loudest?"



"Illegitmi non carborundum est!"



<img src='http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w165 ... Icon-1.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image'>

[Mrs Redeyes]

Spam again and some myth-busting for all you guys:



Title: "Hitting her G-Spot Everytime"

"Forget bedroom technique, or foreplay - to make her climax, all you need is SIZE"

<!--emo&:rant:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/4013/140/emo/angry1.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='angry1.gif' /><!--endemo--> That one is rubbish.



I got a good chuckle out of this one though:

"Make her come every night with your new tool" ....



<!--emo&:D--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='biggrin.gif' /><!--endemo--> Red just bought a new jig saw <!--emo&<_<--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/dry.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='dry.gif' /><!--endemo-->




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<div class='signature'>"Why do the people who know the least, know it the loudest?"



"Illegitmi non carborundum est!"



<img src='http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w165 ... Icon-1.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image'>

[Mrs Redeyes]

And because a picture paints a thousand words:



<img src='http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w165/Zahryn/Silli Plaice/SillyPlaice.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image'>




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<div class='signature'>"Why do the people who know the least, know it the loudest?"



"Illegitmi non carborundum est!"



<img src='http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w165 ... Icon-1.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image'>

[Mrs Redeyes]

Spam-a-lot entry for today:



"Increase your dick length naturally - The first step to a thick and long rod, is a willingness to try"



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<div class='signature'>"Why do the people who know the least, know it the loudest?"



"Illegitmi non carborundum est!"



<img src='http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w165 ... Icon-1.jpg' border='0' alt='user posted image'>