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by jonlumb
Thu Jul 24, 2008 7:09 am
Forum: NSFKW
Topic: An Open Debate About This Forum
Replies: 12
Views: 17787

An Open Debate About This Forum

It is a very difficult one, I must confess. As I see it, there are three sorts of thread in here. The blatant porn The novelty porn The meta threads The novelty porn definitely fulfills the sillyness idea quite nicely, and can certainly provide a smile on an otherwise damp day. I personally find the...
by jonlumb
Wed Jul 23, 2008 8:46 pm
Forum: NSFKW
Topic: A Question For Bratty
Replies: 14
Views: 20196

A Question For Bratty

sure does, almost sounds like a kinda OCD <!--emo&:unsure:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/unsure.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='unsure.gif' /><!--endemo--> If you saw my room you would know I don't have OCD, I am just not that neat. -------------------- <div c...
by jonlumb
Wed Jul 23, 2008 5:05 pm
Forum: Silly
Topic: The silliest thing you saw today?
Replies: 1559
Views: 2586971

The silliest thing you saw today?

when I walked out of court a few years back on my 1 and only trip into the dock as the accused there was a tramp out side drinking tenents super singing Easy sounded better then the Faith no more version and I was amazed in answer to the corset question I put my knee on my wifes back to pull it tig...
by jonlumb
Wed Jul 23, 2008 5:02 pm
Forum: NSFKW
Topic: A Question For Bratty
Replies: 14
Views: 20196

A Question For Bratty

hm thats odd, ive heard stories about that where some teenager got "hooked" on that bizzare stuff <!--emo&:blink:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/blink.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='blink.gif' /><!--endemo--> its the sort of thing u see doctor about ...
by jonlumb
Wed Jul 23, 2008 6:22 am
Forum: NSFKW
Topic: A Question For Bratty
Replies: 14
Views: 20196

A Question For Bratty

That makes sense on the whole. I can fully appreciate not liking it if it doesn't do anything for you. I'll let you into a secret. I hate porn too. I would use the analogy of a drug addict, because I pretty much am addicted. Sometimes I have good weeks, where very little happens, and sometimes I hav...
by jonlumb
Tue Jul 22, 2008 9:30 pm
Forum: NSFKW
Topic: A Question For Bratty
Replies: 14
Views: 20196

A Question For Bratty

From the posts you have made in this forum, I am well aware of your dislike of pornography. I am simply curious as to what you dislike about itt. Is it that it doesn't do anything for you? Is it a moral objection? Is there something else? -------------------- <div class='signature'> I can feel bits ...
by jonlumb
Tue Jul 22, 2008 6:45 pm
Forum: Welcome to The Wired!
Topic: Wecome Santa!
Replies: 9
Views: 17062

Wecome Santa!

0_Koneko_0 wrote:So, you empty your sack into the oversized socks of children?
That took some decyphering for a moment. Confused the hell out of me.




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<div class='signature'> I can feel bits of my brain falling away like pieces of wet cake.
by jonlumb
Tue Jul 22, 2008 6:44 pm
Forum: Welcome to The Wired!
Topic: Welcome Mrs Redeyes!
Replies: 18
Views: 29744

Welcome Mrs Redeyes!

I had a friend at school (quite an entertaining chap) who stole a Chlorine molecule from the chemistry labs. He used to pluck it out at random and go "Chlorine, it's a man's drink". One of my favourite memories of senior school, still puts a smile on my face. -------------------- <div clas...
by jonlumb
Tue Jul 22, 2008 6:40 pm
Forum: Silly
Topic: The silliest thing you saw today?
Replies: 1559
Views: 2586971

The silliest thing you saw today?

Driving through Cotgrave (leetle village on my way back here) I had my windows open and no radio for a change because Steve Wright had Katie Price on and I can't stand listening to her talk... Old bloke, on a beaten-up old bike, pootling along very slowly, wearing a yellow fluorescent jacket, singi...
by jonlumb
Tue Jul 22, 2008 6:38 pm
Forum: The Meeting Plaice
Topic: Rather Insociable, Are We?
Replies: 43
Views: 35166

Rather Insociable, Are We?

*Looks at 17in screen and feels envious* walk like an eygiption DO DOD DOD ODO DOO DO <!--emo&:aha:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/4013/140/emo/aha.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='aha.gif' /><!--endemo--> <!--emo&:aha:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/4013/140/emo/aha.gif' ...
by jonlumb
Tue Jul 22, 2008 6:34 pm
Forum: NSFKW
Topic: Are You a Pervert?
Replies: 41
Views: 47252

Are You a Pervert?

I must confess Bratty, you look no different plastered to sober, most people can at least manage a bit of drool when drunk. <!--emo&:P--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/tongue.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='tongue.gif' /><!--endemo--> -------------------- <div cla...
by jonlumb
Mon Jul 21, 2008 8:41 pm
Forum: Silly
Topic: The silliest thing you saw today?
Replies: 1559
Views: 2586971

The silliest thing you saw today?

As a card-carrying corset wearer I wonder how she managed it! <!--emo&:o--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/ohmy.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='ohmy.gif' /><!--endemo--> Photos or it didn't happen. <!--emo&:blink:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/...
by jonlumb
Mon Jul 21, 2008 7:59 pm
Forum: Silly
Topic: The Silly Questions Game
Replies: 172
Views: 149534

The Silly Questions Game

Q. What is the opposite flavour to Strong? <!--emo&:o--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/ohmy.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='ohmy.gif' /><!--endemo--> Am I the only Particle Physics Geek here?? <!--emo&:unsure:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/html/emoticons/uns...
by jonlumb
Mon Jul 21, 2008 2:42 pm
Forum: NSFKW
Topic: Are You a Pervert?
Replies: 41
Views: 47252

Are You a Pervert?

facinating how the male human species is so engrossed in something that should ONLY attract newbornbabys, but grown men? WTF? <!--emo&:whistle:--><img src='http://i2.ifrm.com/4013/140/emo/eusa_whistle.gif' border='0' style='vertical-align:middle' alt='eusa_whistle.gif' /><!--endemo--> in my min...
by jonlumb
Mon Jul 21, 2008 1:49 pm
Forum: NSFKW
Topic: Are You a Pervert?
Replies: 41
Views: 47252

Are You a Pervert?

<img src='http://www.rowox.com/Images/Funny/image ... g_tits.gif' border='0' alt='user posted image'>



More bouncy boobs, albeit real this time!




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<div class='signature'> I can feel bits of my brain falling away like pieces of wet cake.